Mako

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Audience Member Literally what even is this movie, like, there's 0 Coherence. The shark jump scares are great, very unexpected and actually a solid surprise factor, but JESUS what are these characters.........what is the plot? The dialogue is so bad, the acting is SO mid. It's just so much filler garbage and so little actual kickass shark horror, WELL deserved 8% popcorn meter. WHAT IS THE ENDING?!?! Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/19/25 Full Review Ruby P What the fuck, was that it. What the fuck, so confused what the fuck Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 11/16/24 Full Review Kehi Y If I were to compare the movie Mako to something…I think about being pranked and swapped dog poop instead of Nutella on bread. I’m just sitting there confused wondering why it’s so stinking bad. To get straight to the point, the movie is absolutely stinking hot pile of steaming dog doodoo. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/31/24 Full Review David W I'm usually all over killer shark movies even the so bad they're only just about watchable sci-fi channel and even The Asylum output. However, this one wasn't made to be knowingly rubbish or camp, this was an attempt at a straight horror mystery drama and sadly its largely a fail. Only worth considering if you've literally run out of anything else to watch and are in a very forgiving mood. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 06/09/24 Full Review Audience Member I'm not even sure what I was watching. I didn't make it properly through though, even the attempt at intense thrill was lackluster. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 05/20/24 Full Review Ian R Sorry, I couldn't watch a film about killer Mako sharks. They just don't eat people. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 08/13/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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