Nativity 3: Dude Where's My Donkey?

2014

1h 49m

Holiday

Comedy

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16%

19 Reviews

Tomatometer

38%

1,000+ Ratings

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An Ofsted inspector (Celia Imrie) arrives at St. Bernadette's and forgets who he is.

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Absolutely terrible script (if there was any, I read that most of the actors improvised here), but I kind of liked the songs and all Catherine Tate scenes.

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

07/03/23

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StephenPaul C

LOL, the funniest 01 hour: and 49 minutes ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

06/14/23

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peter g

Absolutely embarrassing rubbish! Even my 10 year old daughter thought it was cringeworthy. What the heck Martin Clunes is doing in this drivel is beyond me

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

03/30/23

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Leah F

I wish I'd been kicked in the head by Archie the donkey and lost my memory, at least then I wouldn't have to remember what I've just witnessed.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

12/16/22

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Audience Member

LOL, the funniest movie about trying to remember yourself, mates!!!! Let me drive my lorry and get batteries for my torch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also will eat fish and chips!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And avoid the candy sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was born in Hyannis, Massachusetts, United States of America (born on Thursday, July 16th, 1987, at 4:30am EDT)!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live in a group home in Chatham, Massachusetts, United States of America (called Chatham House on 39 Martha Kendrick Drive, 02633-1997)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/24/23

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Jay T

''Dude where's my donkey?'', More like, ''Dude where's my soul?'' after I watched this shitshow of a movie.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

01/25/22

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Debbie Isitt

Director

Martin Clunes

Mr. Shepherd

Catherine Tate

Sophie

Adam Garcia

Bradley Finch

Celia Imrie

Mrs. Keen

Marc Wootton

Mr. Poppy

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Mark Kermode

Observer (UK)

I can't speak for the kids at whom it is aimed, but as an adult I'd rather stay in and watch a CBBC Chuckle Brothers marathon.

Nov 16, 2014

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Geoffrey Macnab

Independent (UK)

There have been many recent films based around memory loss, but few that most adults will want to forget as quickly as Nativity 3.

Rated: 2/5

Nov 14, 2014

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Wendy Ide

Times (UK)

The film recycles the same formula of thwarted romance rescued by endearingly amateurish song-and-dance routines.

Rated: 2/5

Nov 14, 2014

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Aine O'Connor

Sunday Independent (Ireland)

It's a feature that's got its heart in the right place and it's easy to see it scoring a direct hit with the little 'uns. For adults, however, it's much more likely to be a case of Dude, Where's My Will to Live?

Jun 6, 2016

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Rich Cline

Contactmusic.com

There are so many plot holes in this silly British holiday sequel that the script hardly seems to exist at all.

Rated: 3/5

Nov 17, 2014

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Allan Hunter

Daily Express (UK)

A manic, mindless festive farrago that displays a casual regard for logic, stops every second for a bit of a song or dance and maintains an idiotic grin on its face through an interminable two hours.

Rated: 1/5

Nov 14, 2014

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Synopsis

An Ofsted inspector (Celia Imrie) arrives at St. Bernadette's and forgets who he is.

Director: Debbie Isitt
Producer: Laurence Brown, Daniel Toland
Screenwriter: Debbie Isitt
Production Co: Mirrorball Films
Genre: Holiday, Comedy
Original Language: English (United Kingdom)
Runtime: 1h 49m