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Nikos the Impaler

2003 1h 40m Comedy Horror Mystery & Thriller List
Reviews 38% Audience Score 50+ Ratings
A Romanian barbarian is brought back to life, forcing patrons of an art house to band together to save themselves. Read More Read Less

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Audience Member Tudo errado. Não só um dos piores, como um dos filmes mais chatos que eu já vi. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/18/23 Full Review Audience Member Nikos the impaler is a superb character. When people try to kill him he eats his own stomach and he likes to impale. He makes impaling into and art form and really has a "I don't give a fuck" attitude. He even reincarnates Hitler because he thought they could be mates but Hitler annoyed him so he made his head expode. It was due to Nikos abundance of charisma and flair that I was able to sit through what was a truly awful movie. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/25/23 Full Review Audience Member Sort of like Jason takes Manhattan except a lot cooler. Contains a lot of gore we don't see enough of like Boob and face ripping and decapitations that only involve the top of the head being severed. Awesome creative kills and costumes. Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member Pretty much the worst thing imaginable. On the level of Redneck Zombies, Cannibal Campout, etc. Such a good plot wasted on a cast of boring people, the f/x are laughable and the problems just go on. I can overlook problems when the film ends up being fun, but this one just lacks any ounce of that too. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/02/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis A Romanian barbarian is brought back to life, forcing patrons of an art house to band together to save themselves.
Director
Andreas Schnaas
Producer
Christian Becker
Screenwriter
Ted Geoghegan, Andreas Schnaas
Genre
Comedy, Horror, Mystery & Thriller
Original Language
English
Runtime
1h 40m