The Ninja Squad

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Audience Member First Film In A Series Of 11 Which Stars Richard Harrison As Ninja Master Gordon. All The Ninja's In This Seem To Wear Headbands Which Sat Ninja On Them To Remind Them Of What They Are. Bad Voice-Overs, Some Really Cheesey Action Scenes, This Is So Bad It's Good. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member Richard Harrison wears the headband reminding him that he is ninja, fighting a rival ninja named Ivan the Red - probably doubled by Kuo Chui. This is edited into a Filipino revenger with a nod to bridging made by having the hero's mom refer to how hard it is for him to get a job with all that ninja training. Stay for the prog-rock and psych score. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/26/23 Full Review Audience Member I don't know if I should give it zero or 5 stars. Being intoxicated when viewing Ninja Squad helps. Or watching in mute with random music playing instead (think Orbital worked ok). Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/10/23 Full Review Audience Member In heaven, they watch Ninja Squad all day, every day. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/03/23 Full Review Audience Member the worst film ever made Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/19/23 Full Review Audience Member A work of pure genius, and worth watching just for the acting of Dave Wheeler Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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