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Lorenz L Wow, this is just pathetic. The “star”, Lalo (is this a real person?), obviously has some serious problems with clinical depression. This is mentioned – very briefly – toward the end of the movie, but no therapy is suggested after his diagnosis; we cut to the next scene. He often bursts into tears out of nowhere, even once when having (simulated) sex. What you get is laughably-bad simulated sex (nothing that deserves the “18” rating it carries on European copies of the DVD) and a bad actor playing a bad actor in what is supposed to be the making of a porn movie but seems more a fantasia on the political history of Mexico, with far more painfully insipid dialogue than any extant porn film. Lalo is, quite simply, nothing special: not ugly, not handsome – nice eyes but cursed with a large nose. Totally ordinary body – indeed, a bit flabby. Nothing remotely sexual about him, nothing to brag about, let alone justify his participation in porn venues. An annoying amount of the movie is an iPhone screen, flipping through Lalo’s messages and videos, watching him compose messages, letter by letter. There is virtually no nudity (frontal, at least, except for a few quick flashes, but nothing sexual), which makes the porn scenes all the more ludicrous. Lalo is so void of feeling that during a photo session in which the photographer asks him to change his facial expressions, he is simply incapable of showing anything other than the one and only sad face he wears throughout this sorry mess. If this movie carries a message, it is that being popular on OnlyFans will not bring you happiness. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/01/25 Full Review Read all reviews

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