Precious Cargo

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Precious Cargo

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Released Apr 22, 2016

1h 35m

Action

Mystery & Thriller

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To get back in the good graces of her murderous boss (Bruce Willis), a seductive thief (Claire Forlani) recruits an ex-lover (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) to steal rare and valuable gems.

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Wendy Ide

Observer (UK)

This production clearly ploughed all its budget into a few slick action sequences and the cameo from Willis. It's a pity the film-makers didn't invest in the screenplay.

Rated: 1/5

Jul 17, 2016

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Geoffrey Macnab

Independent (UK)

The film is fun in its own cheesy way, reminiscent of straight to video action movies of the Eighties but scarcely deserves a cinema release.

Rated: 1/5

Jul 15, 2016

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Ian Freer

Empire Magazine

Bruce Willis should really know better.

Rated: 2/5

Jul 14, 2016

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Richard Crouse

Richard Crouse

In its dialogue and not-exactly-enlightened attitude toward women it almost plays like a satire of b-movies.

Rated: 2/5

Feb 3, 2021

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Matthew Bond

The Mail on Sunday (UK)

The acting is as underwhelming as the screenplay is under-polished and, although the action does pick up towards the end, there is an underlying misogyny that leaves a distinctly nasty taste.

Rated: 1/5

Oct 20, 2017

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Stephen Kelly

Total Film

[A] contender for blandest heist movie ever made.

Rated: 1/5

Jan 2, 2017

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Jose M

LOVE LOVE LOVE I LOVED THAT MOVIE HOW EVER SAID IT SUCKED I WILL FIND YOUUUUUUUUU

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

03/14/24

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Steve D

Not as bad as a lot of his later work but not good.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

10/30/23

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Victor O

I enjoy straight-to-video fare when there is nothing grade-A to watch. The fact that this has actors I recognize makes me both sad but also eager because I loved them back when they were uber-famous. Bruce Willis, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Claire Forlani, Daniel Bernhardt, Torrie Wilson, etc. Jack is low level mercenary/thief who is enjoying his life in Florida, getting his life on the straight and narrow but an old flame back when he was young and dumb comes back after she screws up a job betraying a powerful mobster. With a crew at his disposal, he helps out his old flame only to realize she has betrayed him, as well as leaving him at the mercy of the mobster. This was not great, but it had some fun moments. Like a low-rent Oceans 11 with hilarity as well as danger. I still find it hard to believe that such icons from yesteryears came together to do straight-to-video flair. In their heyday, some of these men and women could have made a blockbuster.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

07/03/23

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Roger L

A stupid story and bad acting. A perfect film for Bruce Willis. For once he is not so much worse than the other "actors".

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

05/08/23

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Audience Member

Not going to lie, this is a bad cliche filled movie. Not surprising since these days those are the only type that Bruce Willis plays in. At least this one is coherent and entertaining enough to hold your attention. So grading Bruce Willis on the curve it's worth 1 watch.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/25/23

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Audience Member

So it starts with a illegal deal of some sort, then some really long opening credits, then the villain reveal, and then... dolphins... and now we have a pregnant woman shooting at people from a speed boat. I don't use the phrase and I've never seen a movie that literally made me think ‘it's so bad that it's good' but this did that. On second thought, it's not good, it's all bad. It felt like a 90 minute preview of what could have been a good action movie.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/07/23

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To get back in the good graces of her murderous boss (Bruce Willis), a seductive thief (Claire Forlani) recruits an ex-lover (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) to steal rare and valuable gems.

Director: Max Adams
Producer: Randall Emmett, Norton Herrick, George Furla, Scott Mann, James Edward Barker
Screenwriter: Max Adams, Paul V. Seetachitt
Distributor: Lionsgate Premiere
Production Co: Movie Trailer House, Highland Film Group (HFG), Emmett/Furla Oasis Films, Herrick Entertainment, Grindstone Entertainment Group, Mann Made Films
Rating: R (Sexual Material|Language Throughout|Some Violence)
Genre: Action, Mystery & Thriller
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Apr 22, 2016, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Jun 28, 2016
Runtime: 1h 35m

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