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07/15/2013 Weird. Very low budget. Errr? See more 10/27/2012 Like the plot to a bad porno the lead role may as well have been played by a porn star, cheap crap almost so bad it's good but not almost enough. But yet I have a feeling this crap will grow on me. See more 08/01/2012 Proto-"Underworld", wonderfully hammy and gratuitous, B-movie glory. One of my favorite vampire movies. Epochal. See more 07/31/2012 This movie sucks so so so hard. It fucks everything up. It's embarrassing. The main character keeps saying things like "don't be so cliche" and "you know jack shit about vampires", while being the worst offender herself. Lilith Silver is an utterly unlikeable, shallow, egomaniacal vampire hitwoman with hilariously curved fangs and an all black latex wardrobe. She does everything wrong and spends all her time complaining, rolling her eyes and exposing her fangs and hissing. Her mouth must get really dry. I have no idea what this dumbass story is supposed to be about. Lilith finds out that all the recent targets of her clusterbungle assassinations have been members of the same evil club. Possibly the Illuminati, or something? Heehee, oh yeah! She likes to nail her hitwoman-handler-guy and they have long discussions about the current state of the contract killer industry during and after sex. There is a lot of fangs and hissing and pretty people. And guns. Way too many guns for a vampire movie. What is this, a really inept and brainless Underworld? You can actually see someone bump into the camera during a few shots. See more 06/12/2012 Cheap, trashy, badly-acted vampire exploitation nonsense that's so monumentally stupid it becomes oddly endearing. See more 04/18/2012 This was a pretty cool film. I wish the ending was better. The ending sucked! See more Read all reviews

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