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Audience Member Weird. Very low budget. Errr? Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/15/23 Full Review Audience Member Like the plot to a bad porno the lead role may as well have been played by a porn star, cheap crap almost so bad it's good but not almost enough. But yet I have a feeling this crap will grow on me. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/03/23 Full Review Audience Member Proto-"Underworld", wonderfully hammy and gratuitous, B-movie glory. One of my favorite vampire movies. Epochal. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Audience Member This movie sucks so so so hard. It fucks everything up. It's embarrassing. The main character keeps saying things like "don't be so cliche" and "you know jack shit about vampires", while being the worst offender herself. Lilith Silver is an utterly unlikeable, shallow, egomaniacal vampire hitwoman with hilariously curved fangs and an all black latex wardrobe. She does everything wrong and spends all her time complaining, rolling her eyes and exposing her fangs and hissing. Her mouth must get really dry. I have no idea what this dumbass story is supposed to be about. Lilith finds out that all the recent targets of her clusterbungle assassinations have been members of the same evil club. Possibly the Illuminati, or something? Heehee, oh yeah! She likes to nail her hitwoman-handler-guy and they have long discussions about the current state of the contract killer industry during and after sex. There is a lot of fangs and hissing and pretty people. And guns. Way too many guns for a vampire movie. What is this, a really inept and brainless Underworld? You can actually see someone bump into the camera during a few shots. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member Cheap, trashy, badly-acted vampire exploitation nonsense that's so monumentally stupid it becomes oddly endearing. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/24/23 Full Review Audience Member This was a pretty cool film. I wish the ending was better. The ending sucked! Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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