Safe Men

R

Released Aug 7, 1998

1h 34m

Comedy

List

57%

21 Reviews

Tomatometer

54%

2,500+ Ratings

Audience Score

Sam (Sam Rockwell) and Eddie (Steve Zahn) are just a couple of clueless, untalented singers. But, when they are mistaken for a pair of safecracking geniuses by a mobster named Veal Chop (Paul Giamatti), they are unwittingly sucked into a life of crime. Though they have no idea what they are doing, Sam and Eddie have no choice but to go along with the Mafia's orders and break into three safes. Things get even more complicated when Sam falls for the daughter of one of their robbery victims.

Read More

Read Less

Watch on Fandango at Home

Premiered Mar 28

Buy Now

Fandango at Home

Prime Video

Rent Safe Men on Fandango at Home, Prime Video, or buy it on Fandango at Home, Prime Video.

Dave P

A quirky Farrelly Bros. comedy from the same year, There's Something About Mary, has a similar plot: hapless dodo-brains in love with a girl, a series of lies, misunderstandings, gross-out scenes, bizarre characters, etc. Safe Men is NOT Mary, but If you LOVED Mary, you'll probably enjoy Safe Men.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

09/25/22

Full Review

Jeremy M

So many stars in this movie early in their careers. John Hamburg wrote an amazing script and Sam Rockwell, Steve Zahn and Paul Giamatti deliver amazing performances. I first saw this movie nearly 25 years ago and still quote it frequently.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

08/27/22

Full Review

Audience Member

This is one of the first movies I think of when someone asks me for a movie recommendation. Pure delight!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/25/23

Full Review

Audience Member

Look at this cast! Most starting out in their careers and now all successful. Honestly some of the best dialogue front to back.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/06/23

Full Review

Audience Member

One of the best movies I've ever seen, and I've seen like a lot of movies

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/20/23

Full Review

Audience Member

super underrated. outstanding cast, great music....so funny. subtle humor that you miss on 1st watch. love this movie

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/12/23

Full Review

Read all reviews

Post a rating

John Hamburg

Director

Sam Rockwell

Sam

Steve Zahn

Eddie

Paul Giamatti

Veal Chop

Michael Schmidt

Bernie Jr.

Michael Lerner

Big Fat Bernie Gayle

Show Less Cast & Crew

Show More Cast & Crew

17%

64%

I Got the Hook-Up

64%

63%

Palookaville

50%

89%

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

10%

35%

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag

22%

42%

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Discover more movies and TV shows.

View More

View more photos

Owen Gleiberman

Entertainment Weekly

Rated: C

Sep 7, 2011

Full Review

Globe and Mail

Rated: 2/4

Jul 12, 2002

Full Review

Roger Ebert

Chicago Sun-Times

Safe Men whirls wildly from one bright idea to the next, trying to find a combo that will hold the movie together. No luck.

Rated: 1/4

Jan 1, 2000

Full Review

Dennis Schwartz

Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews

Only a few of the sight gags pass the giggle test.

Rated: B-

Mar 11, 2017

Full Review

Cole Smithey

ColeSmithey.com

Rated: 3/5

Oct 5, 2006

Full Review

David Nusair

Reel Film Reviews

...it's difficult not to ultimately be won over by the uniformly superb performances and Hamburg's emphasis on thoroughly strange bits of comedy.

Rated: 3/4

Sep 19, 2006

Full Review

Read all reviews

Synopsis

Sam (Sam Rockwell) and Eddie (Steve Zahn) are just a couple of clueless, untalented singers. But, when they are mistaken for a pair of safecracking geniuses by a mobster named Veal Chop (Paul Giamatti), they are unwittingly sucked into a life of crime. Though they have no idea what they are doing, Sam and Eddie have no choice but to go along with the Mafia's orders and break into three safes. Things get even more complicated when Sam falls for the daughter of one of their robbery victims.

Director: John Hamburg
Producer: Elon Dershowitz, Nicholas Kazan, Robert Cavallo, Ted Kurdyla
Screenwriter: John Hamburg
Distributor: October Films
Production Co: Andell Entertainment, Blue Guitar Films
Rating: R
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 7, 1998, Original
Release Date (Streaming): Feb 14, 2017
Box Office (Gross USA): $36.7K
Runtime: 1h 34m
Sound Mix: Surround

Most Popular at Home Now