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So take five 'scream queens' stick 'em in a hot tub have them each take off their clothing at various intervals, mix in footage from other low budget flicks that require gratuitous violence and plenty of nudity and hey presto youve got about an hour of every 14yr old boys fantasy. Shame none of the 'scream queens' are very attractive.
Rated 1/5 Stars •
Rated 1 out of 5 stars
02/08/23
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Number of great slasher moments for each legendary Scream Queen of each Michelle Bauer,Monique Gabrielle,Brinke Stevens,Kelli Maroney,& Roxanne Kernohan.
Rated 3/5 Stars •
Rated 3 out of 5 stars
01/16/23
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Well this delivers exactly what it advertises in the title. Scream Queens in a hot tub. The five Scream legends are Michelle Bauer, Brinke Stevens, Monique Gabrielle, Kelli Maroney and Roxanne Kernohan. The girls are at a "spooky" house to give a seminar on the finer points of B-movie acting. Like how to take a movie shower, How to perform an erotic scene, the use of fire arms and power tools and naturally how to act scared. All these lesson are interspersed with various clips from films the girls have appeared in and are narrated by the erotic tones of Stevens. But let's be honest this is all about breasts. And there are plenty on display throughout. Michelle Bauer gives an amazing topless chainsaw demonstration/dance and it's by far the stand out scene. The dialogue is pretty corny and the jokes awful. Though I have to admit I did get a big laugh from the fact that the hot tub is tiny. It's hilarious watching five buxom babes trying to look sexy in such a cramped area. Not sure that this was planned. The only downside is the fact that I would have liked to have seen Linnea Quigley in the hot tub. But as a consolation you do get to see her in the infamous virgin double chainsaw dance clip. Although basically a shameless advert for other films. It is a nice nostalgic look back at when the Scream Queens ruled.
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Rated 4 out of 5 stars
02/25/23
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Scream Queen Hot Tub Party is a hilarious short film about 5 of the top Scream Queen/B-Movie actresses at the time (80's to early 90's), including Monique Gabrielle (Bachelor Party, Evil Toons), Kelli Maroney (Chopping Mall, Night of the Comet), Brinke Stevens (Bad Girls From Mars, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama), the late Roxanne Kernohan (Critters 2, Not of This Earth), and my personal favorite Michelle Bauer (Nightmare Sisters, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers). All 5 women play themselves as they are invited to a "Scream Queen Seminar" where they talk about the tricks of the trade at a local haunted house. Naturally, no one is there, so they play with a Ouija board in skimpy nighties, and then get in the hot tub to discuss all of their talents, which include shooting guns, proper shower taking etiquette, lifting weights, and handling power tools (all of which is done whilst in the nude). There's plenty of titties and bush provided by the girls throughout the movie (shot on horribly shitty video), as well as within the film clips they show from their past movies (shot on less shitty 16mm film). They also show off titties and bush from other Scream Queens in Training. Some surprises for me personally including the inclusion of Kelli Maroney into the mix, as she has generally been a nice girl in films and never one for showing the titties. That all changes in this film. Then, there is Roxanne Kernohan, someone I've never heard of until watching this. She is absolutely beautiful and has THE biggest titties of the bunch. It's a damn shame she died so young. Anyways, this film is purely played for comedy and/or jack off material for youths who haven't figured out how to use the internet. Not bad.
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Rated 3 out of 5 stars
01/21/23
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