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The Slaughterhouse Massacre

R 2005 1h 32m Horror List
Tomatometer 0 Reviews 9% Popcornmeter 500+ Ratings
Five mischievous friends encounter a deadly local legend when they try to play a cruel practical joke.

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Audience Member The only good part of this movie is when the two naked bitches are kissing each other for 5 minutes, rest of this blows! Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/17/23 Full Review Audience Member Another one I bought as part of a five films for £2 collection, so I can't really complain when it turns out to be a bit dire. To be fair, it was watchable and the homicidal killer was such a weirdo that it was actually quite comical. It was supposed to be based on the legend of an old slaughterhouse which was the scene of a couple of teen murders a few years back. Apparently, if you say the killers rhyme, then he will come back to get you. Obviously going down the 'Candyman' route with this one, but just nowhere near as well executed. Of course, after several teens, drink a shed load of beer, smoke numerous joints, and randomly get topless and start cavorting, they then decide to investigate the old building, with the initial intention of scaring the females by dressing up as the killer themselves. Naturally the real psycho shows his deformed face and destroys everyone in terribly edited ways, but it gave me a laugh anyhow. To be honest, the build up to his appearances were the best part about this film as they actually came across as being very sinister and were quite jumpy in parts. As for the rest, it can easily be forgotten. It certainly wasn't the average introduction we were given, as we witnessed a young couple wanting to get freaky and make love on the floor of an abattoir. Naturally it was just a poor excuse for her to get her baps out before being mutilated but I commend the producer on trying to attract his audience with different methods. Unfortunately, no-one is going to praise this film, but it would raise a sympathetic smile of approval if you were to watch it. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Audience Member Let's be honest, this movie is horrible. The acting is comparable to an 8th grade drama class, and the "special effects" are about equal to what you could create with a $10 trip to Wal Mart. With that said, the director definitely had a good sense of humor, evidenced by a running gag where the protagonist continuously walked in on some guy in the bathroom, and the unnecessary amount of nudity. They knew the movie sucked, but they embraced it. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/18/23 Full Review Audience Member I don't think this film could have been any worse. Terrible acting, predictable, lame story line. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/13/23 Full Review Audience Member A 'whatsoever' thriller film, that the only passing ingredient to my human cells is the leading actress... Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/20/23 Full Review Audience Member This film is okay, but It's quite similar to candyman and the acting wasn't all t ..hat great yet, part of me slightly enjoyed this movie, only just a bit though Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 02/15/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis Five mischievous friends encounter a deadly local legend when they try to play a cruel practical joke.
Director
Paul Gagné
Screenwriter
Paul Gagné
Rating
R
Genre
Horror
Original Language
English
Runtime
1h 32m