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      Simon Sez

      PG-13 Released Sep 24, 1999 1 hr. 22 min. Action Comedy List
      0% 20 Reviews Tomatometer 16% 2,500+ Ratings Audience Score Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is gathering information about the weapons trade on the French Riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. Meanwhile, Nick (Dane Cook) -- an old classmate of Simon's -- asks him for help. Nick needs to rescue his employer's daughter, who appears to have been kidnapped by the same people Simon is tracking down. The pair must get to the bottom of the increasingly dangerous situation with the help of two monks and a feisty woman. Read More Read Less Watch on Fandango at Home Premiered May 03 Buy Now

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      Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller.

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      Steve D Unbelievably bad but not because of Rodman. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 09/23/23 Full Review Audience Member "Simon Sez" no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller. Bring in The Flamin' Medallion Of True Terrible-Ness. Characters: 0/5 Story: 0/5 Acting: 0/5 Special Effects: 0/5 Direction: 0/5 Cinematography: 0/5 Soundtrack: 0/5 Overall: 0/5 Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member OH, JESUS F***! This movie should have never been made. No matter how starved you are for somethin' to watch, there's gotta be a better option than this flop. For starters, Dennis Rodman may be good at basketball, but on film, he's just a one-trick pony. And if he actually made a profit, Rodman ain't gettin' nothin'. After a token fast break in theaters, "Simon Sez" just dribbled over to video stores. But Simon says "Avoid this misguided 'Die Hard' knock-off." For experts, just avoid this. IMO, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, should avoid this ultra depressed thriller that tries, and fails, to be James Bond. You want spy films? Watch 007 movies, nothin' wrong with that. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/24/23 Full Review Audience Member It’s trash but fun trash. The comic relief is cringe worthy and the villain is more like a Saturday morning cartoon that you can’t help but laugh at. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 09/21/18 Full Review colin s i really enjoid to see this bad movie of all time Rated 2 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Audience Member another so bad it's good classic Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Read all reviews Post a rating

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      Owen Gleiberman Entertainment Weekly Rated: D- Sep 7, 2011 Full Review Entertainment Weekly This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions. Rated: D- Aug 3, 2009 Full Review Nathan Rabin AV Club Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony. Aug 3, 2009 Full Review Daniel Barnes Dare Daniel A superspy action-comedy too brain-dead to even qualify as a James Bond knockoff. Rated: 1/5 Mar 26, 2020 Full Review Maitland McDonagh TV Guide This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good. Rated: 1/4 Aug 3, 2009 Full Review Chris Gore Film Threat It's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews. Rated: 0.5/5 Dec 6, 2005 Full Review Read all reviews

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      Synopsis Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is gathering information about the weapons trade on the French Riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. Meanwhile, Nick (Dane Cook) -- an old classmate of Simon's -- asks him for help. Nick needs to rescue his employer's daughter, who appears to have been kidnapped by the same people Simon is tracking down. The pair must get to the bottom of the increasingly dangerous situation with the help of two monks and a feisty woman.
      Director
      Kevin Alyn Elders
      Executive Producer
      Rudy Cohen, Daniel Frisch, Kevin Jones, Ringo Lam
      Screenwriter
      Moshe Diamant, Rudy Cohen, Andrew Miller, Andrew Lowery
      Distributor
      Independent Artists
      Production Co
      Global Entertainment Productions
      Rating
      PG-13
      Genre
      Action, Comedy
      Original Language
      English
      Release Date (Theaters)
      Sep 24, 1999, Original
      Release Date (Streaming)
      May 25, 2011
      Box Office (Gross USA)
      $292.2K
      Sound Mix
      Surround, SDDS, Dolby Digital
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