Sin tetas no hay paraíso

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Audience Member Avergonzante trabajo colombiano, donde resalta la pésima dirección, las insípidas actuaciones, un guión deforme y un montaje podrido. Y lo anterior es, precisa y curiosamente, todo lo contrario a lo que se vio por televisión. Más que una película, es una sucesión de eventos frívolos, carentes de emoción alguna, similares a un resumen atropellado. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Audience Member The most expensive colombian film is also one of the lamest, Sin tetas no hay paraiso is an insult for partially every spectator, showing a horrible development to a horrible lesson, i understand what director Gustavo Bolivar wanted to show: a social critic to the teenagers of the country and give to them a lesson but that is not the correct form. This is an insupportable and superficial effort of a production, it has some technical magnificence, and the money is felt, but the performances are laughable, is full of plot holes (not to mention that ludicrous ending), and that we saw the TV show exactly with the same scenes but it was of 23 episodes. Briefly this film is one of the most weakest colombian films i have ever seen with an inflated budget, terrible protagonist, awful editing, ridiculous soundtrack and obviously to remark the unnecesary that is in structure, camouflaged with "good" pretentions. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Audience Member Y bueno esto ya lo siento como producto cien por ciento colombiano para el mundo, la historia ya conocida y que hasta se puede recitar, no es la gran cosa pero... Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/13/23 Full Review Audience Member Durisima autocritica social a la juventud colombiana... Buen reflejo ironico de la decadencia ideologica y moral latina. Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Audience Member "Without Tits There Is No Paradise" is the title translated. The story is based on a young girl, Catalina, who lives in Pereira (Colombia) and becomes obsessed with getting breast implants in order to overcome poverty. Catalina decides to become a "prepago" (prepaid), a prostitute who has sex with drug traffickers in exchange for gifts, money and social status. The movie is based on the best-selling novel with the same name written by Gustavo Bolivar. It was successfully turned into a Colombia series then it was secondly adapted in Spain and finally in USA. I didn't get to watch any of the series' adaptations but I remember all the people talking about how good it was. Only the Colombian and USA adaptation were aired in the cable of my country. The movie is not bad but the major problem with it is that it seems they tried take too much of the story to the big screen because it is too rushed, packed and abruptly edited in parts that I felt I was watching a summary though it was a pretty entertaining and with a good ending. Decent summary of a successful story. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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