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      Stan Helsing

      R Released Oct 23, 2009 1h 30m Comedy Fantasy Horror List
      14% Tomatometer 21 Reviews 18% Audience Score 5,000+ Ratings Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history. Read More Read Less Watch on Fandango at Home Buy Now

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      Robert Abele Los Angeles Times Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time. Rated: 0/5 Dec 7, 2009 Full Review John Anderson Variety If Stan does nothing else, it should at least get its four leads some attention. Oct 26, 2009 Full Review Frank Scheck Hollywood Reporter If there's one thing of which the cinematic world doesn't need more, it's horror movie spoofs. Oct 23, 2009 Full Review Norman Wilner NOW Toronto This atrocious excuse for a horror spoof makes [Friedberg and Seltzer's] slavish, cheap-ass parodies look like high-minded cultural commentaries. Rated: 1/5 Nov 28, 2018 Full Review R.L. Shaffer IGN Movies Mow your lawn, go swimming, play videogames or get a flu shot instead - at least then your mind will be more engaged and you'll stay healthy and active. Rated: 2/10 Nov 28, 2018 Full Review Wesley Lovell Cinema Sight A darkly humorous horror comedy that fails to re-ignite the spark that made Scary Movie so much fun. Rated: 1/4 Aug 15, 2011 Full Review Read all reviews

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      Andy B This movie tells us from the start that it is a parody. It is, in so far as it fits a 12 year old child's definition of parody. There is no cleverness here. No wit, no subtlety. No chance to make a crass joke is avoided. There is none of the intellectual sophistication necessary for a parody. This is what happens when a script gets written by a child and then somehow an adult decides to make a film. What makes it worse is that even when the jokes could be good, they completely fail to land due to the inept handling of the film by the actors, the director and the script writer. I thought it was impossible for a film to be worse than Scary Movie. I was wrong. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 05/06/24 Full Review ana luisa u Chistes malos efectos son malos actuaciones malas la película es demasiado gringe los personajes son olvidables los antagonista son feos es un 1.8 de 10 Rated 1 out of 5 stars 12/02/23 Full Review Brandon B I thought it was very funny! Cute movie! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 09/18/23 Full Review Luke O Have not even seen the movie, no Rox emotive, Rip off van helsing Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/25/23 Full Review Zach B This movie is hysterical & still currently updated on current events as jokes. Well done & the cast is perfect. I personally recommend to everyone who loves horror & comic. I love it! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 04/10/23 Full Review Stephen C LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/20/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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      Synopsis Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.
      Bo Zenga
      Scott Steindorff, Bo Zenga, Kirk Shaw
      Bo Zenga
      Production Co
      Boz Productions, Insight Film Studios
      R (Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Drug Use)
      Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
      Original Language
      Release Date (Theaters)
      Oct 23, 2009, Limited
      Release Date (Streaming)
      Apr 6, 2017
      1h 30m
      Sound Mix
      Dolby Digital
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