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Stan Helsing

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Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.
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Robert Abele Los Angeles Times Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time. Rated: 0/5 Dec 7, 2009 Full Review John Anderson Variety If Stan does nothing else, it should at least get its four leads some attention. Oct 26, 2009 Full Review Frank Scheck The Hollywood Reporter If there's one thing of which the cinematic world doesn't need more, it's horror movie spoofs. Oct 23, 2009 Full Review Patrick Cavanaugh The Wolfman Cometh Stan Helsing makes Scary Movie 5 look like Scary Movie 1. Rated: 1/5 Sep 12, 2025 Full Review Norman Wilner NOW Toronto This atrocious excuse for a horror spoof makes [Friedberg and Seltzer's] slavish, cheap-ass parodies look like high-minded cultural commentaries. Rated: 1/5 Nov 28, 2018 Full Review R.L. Shaffer IGN Movies Mow your lawn, go swimming, play videogames or get a flu shot instead - at least then your mind will be more engaged and you'll stay healthy and active. Rated: 2/10 Nov 28, 2018 Full Review Read all reviews

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Tyree C Just a bunch of nothing. Not funny. Not entertaining. Just nothing. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 05/22/25 Full Review Audience Member This is easily a fun feel good comedy, it doesn't require a lot and it's just a comfy watch with some unexpected laughs. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 04/12/25 Full Review Audience Member Wow, critics and audiences have a bad sense of humor. Stan Helsing is hilarious. The cast works really well together and the designs of the monsters are really funny Rated 4 out of 5 stars 10/14/24 Full Review Andy B This movie tells us from the start that it is a parody. It is, in so far as it fits a 12 year old child's definition of parody. There is no cleverness here. No wit, no subtlety. No chance to make a crass joke is avoided. There is none of the intellectual sophistication necessary for a parody. This is what happens when a script gets written by a child and then somehow an adult decides to make a film. What makes it worse is that even when the jokes could be good, they completely fail to land due to the inept handling of the film by the actors, the director and the script writer. I thought it was impossible for a film to be worse than Scary Movie. I was wrong. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 05/06/24 Full Review ana luisa u Chistes malos efectos son malos actuaciones malas la película es demasiado gringe los personajes son olvidables los antagonista son feos es un 1.8 de 10 Rated 1 out of 5 stars 12/02/23 Full Review Zach B This movie is hysterical & still currently updated on current events as jokes. Well done & the cast is perfect. I personally recommend to everyone who loves horror & comic. I love it! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 04/10/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Bo Zenga

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Steve Howey

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Diora Baird

Nadine

Desi Lydic

Mia

Kenan Thompson

Teddy

Leslie Nielsen

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Movie Info

Synopsis Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.
Director
Bo Zenga
Producer
Scott Steindorff, Bo Zenga, Kirk Shaw
Screenwriter
Bo Zenga
Production Co
Boz Productions, Insight Film Studios
Rating
R (Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Drug Use)
Genre
Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Oct 23, 2009, Limited
Release Date (Streaming)
Apr 6, 2017
Runtime
1h 30m
Sound Mix
Dolby Digital
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