Stan Helsing

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Stan Helsing

R

2009

1h 30m

Comedy

Fantasy

Horror

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Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.

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Robert Abele

Los Angeles Times

12/07/2009

0/5

Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time.

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John Anderson

Variety

10/26/2009

If Stan does nothing else, it should at least get its four leads some attention.

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Frank Scheck

The Hollywood Reporter

10/23/2009

If there's one thing of which the cinematic world doesn't need more, it's horror movie spoofs.

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Patrick Cavanaugh

The Wolfman Cometh

Sep 12

1/5

Stan Helsing makes Scary Movie 5 look like Scary Movie 1.

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Norman Wilner

NOW Toronto

11/28/2018

1/5

This atrocious excuse for a horror spoof makes [Friedberg and Seltzer's] slavish, cheap-ass parodies look like high-minded cultural commentaries.

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R.L. Shaffer

IGN Movies

11/28/2018

2/10

Mow your lawn, go swimming, play videogames or get a flu shot instead - at least then your mind will be more engaged and you'll stay healthy and active.

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BTL

@BTLreviews Jul 21

This movie had the comedic things in it, but I would give it 3 out of 5 stars, or maybe 3.5 out of 5 stars. It was good and bad. I liked the girl who had the Pocahontas outfit with the nice boobs… I just remembered the boobs. They had some scary shit in there that wasn’t really scary. It was not a bad movie, but they could’ve done better.

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Rustyn W.

@Rustyn Jun 26

This movie was hilarious!!!

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Diego P

@Sakuta01003 Jun 20

No!!! Leslie, what are you doing there?!.

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R J

@RT68387050 Oct 13

This is a funny spoof, way better than all the scary movies. It’s one of my favorites.

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Tyree C

@RT14640185 05/22/2025

Just a bunch of nothing. Not funny. Not entertaining. Just nothing.

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Himura4Life T

@RT52910741 04/12/2025

This is easily a fun feel good comedy, it doesn't require a lot and it's just a comfy watch with some unexpected laughs.

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Synopsis

Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.

Director: Bo Zenga
Producer: Scott Steindorff, Bo Zenga, Kirk Shaw
Screenwriter: Bo Zenga
Production Co: Boz Productions, Insight Film Studios
Rating: R (Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Drug Use)
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Oct 23, 2009, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 6, 2017
Runtime: 1h 30m
Sound Mix: Dolby Digital