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Taintlight

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Bloodsuckers threaten the romance between a human and a vampire.

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Dani R One of the best films I've ever seen. My husband and I watched it everyday on our week long honeymoon to Paris. Instead of seeing the sights, we stayed in our hotel room and watched this movie on repeat. We even hooked up catheters to ourselves so that we didn't have to waste precious Taintlight time on human bodily functions. I still feel sorry for the housekeeper. We didn't want to order in or go out to eat as that would distract us from the movie so when the housekeeper came in we ate her instead. I'm ridged! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/03/25 Full Review Maggie H I FRICKING LOVED THIS MOVIE! It was so funny and not to mention Edgar was so hot! Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 12/30/24 Full Review Hakeim P It was so dumb that it was funny Rated 5 out of 5 stars 08/07/23 Full Review Audience Member Much better than Twilight. This movie is silly gross out humor at it's finest. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 08/07/21 Full Review Audience Member I paid $2.99 on amazon prime video to own this movie and it's the best $2.99 I've ever spent. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/08/23 Full Review Audience Member Cheaply produced and completely irrelevant, Taintlight is nothing more than a failed spoof comedy at its worst. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/15/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis Bloodsuckers threaten the romance between a human and a vampire.
Director
Chris Seaver
Producer
Joe Fiorello, Chris Seaver, Rachel Lovinger, Scott Milletics, Tim Violent
Screenwriter
Chris Seaver
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
May 8, 2017
Runtime
1h 5m
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