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Ted

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When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
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Ted's "romance versus bromance" plot is familiar, but the film's held aloft by the high-concept central premise and a very funny (albeit inconsistent) script.

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Deborah Ross The Spectator 09/01/2018
The greatest compliment I can pay Seth MacFarlane's Ted is that although this is essentially one of those slacker, stoner comedies, and such comedies aren't really my thing... this did make me laugh quite a bit. Go to Full Review Violet Lucca Film Comment Magazine 06/28/2013
It is a film that seems to have an endless middle. Go to Full Review Donald Clarke Irish Times 08/03/2012
4/5
There's just enough mileage in the gag to keep the movie spluttering through an energetic series of pop-cultural references and broadly staged orgies of profanity. Go to Full Review José C. Donayre Guerrero EscribiendoCine 03/05/2024
8/10
With Family Guy-style jokes and references to Springfield, the humor, based on current topics such as homosexuality, sex, and other vices... permeates all elements of the film, from comedy to romance, suspense, action and comedy. [Full review in Spanish] Go to Full Review Don Shanahan Every Movie Has a Lesson 09/04/2023
2/5
"Ted," while extremely funny in individual jokes here and there, suffers from that lame and predictable story, especially for something that advertises itself to be as daring. Go to Full Review Brian Eggert Deep Focus Review 10/04/2022
3/4
Ted becomes a character that’s more than just a plot device or source of vulgar humor; he’s one of those oddly real characters brought to life by subtle and effective special FX. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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vid g @vidguy20 1d So original! So funnyy!! See more Stephen C @bob25009 Dec 3 Funny in 01 hour, 46 minutes, and 15 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The worldwide gross is $549,368,315.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See more Muhammad A Nov 29 Cochina, asquerosa, con cosas tan inapropiadas que no voy a escribirlas, da pena ajena, fomenta idiotez extrema y por favor nunca la veas (te volverá tarado y sacrificarás parte del sentido común el cuál lamentablemente escasea en la sociedad, el cuál debemos salvar porque para nada conviene que hayan porquerías, son malas). See more Jack F @MovieFan111 Nov 21 Really unique movie that fits into the category of "not being for kids, but still has a teddy bear". I thought it was pretty good, but it's surprisingly forgettable. I mean, no one talks about this movie anymore. You should definitely see it though. See more Critic N Nov 20 I didn't like the ending. It felt as if the scriptwriter wanted Lori to follow his orders instead of letting the character that he created choose a path for itself. See more Fire T. @3fireterrell Oct 18 Movie was funny as hell. I loved it! See more Read all reviews
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Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Lori

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Joel McHale

Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

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Synopsis When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Producer
Scott Stuber, Seth MacFarlane, John Jacobs, Jason Clark
Screenwriter
Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Distributor
Universal Pictures
Production Co
Smart Entertainment, Fuzzy Door Productions, Bluegrass Films
Rating
R (Pervasive Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Drug Use)
Genre
Comedy, Fantasy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Jun 29, 2012, Wide
Release Date (Streaming)
Jul 21, 2015
Box Office (Gross USA)
$218.6M
Runtime
1h 46m
Sound Mix
Dolby Atmos, SDDS, Dolby Digital, Datasat
Aspect Ratio
Flat (1.85:1)
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