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justin t This is one of the worst films that I have ever seen. It could only be barely watchable with a strong intake of alcohol and drugs. It is a seventies porn film but without any nudity. Everything about this film is horrible - the acting sucks, the effects poor, the script bad, the direction dull, there aren't enough words for how bad this is. There are one or two moments of bad brilliance that save this film from total damnation and those bits are the funny bits of the bloke who looks like a bird to other people in the school smoking and drinking; the scene where he is invoking the 'spell'; and the scene where the camera rotates and he does stuff although you can kind of see him running around just off camera. So bad it is good but only for some brief moments of genius. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Audience Member Funny for a time, but it has nothing to carry it throughout the full length. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/02/23 Full Review Audience Member Completely unrelated title aside, I have to say I really enjoyed this strange little b-slasher. A homeless man offers an escaped mental patient the power to transform his appearance by whistling, so what does he do with it? Turn himself into a teenage girl to lure in other teenage girls so he can kill them. Duh. This idea actually works, because instead of seeing a teenage girl hanging out with the high school crowd we see a tall, sleazy adult man lurching over the teen girls, which actually feels a bit unsettling and creepy. But don't think that this is a scary movie. Oh, no. It's extremely campy, and intentionally tongue-in-cheek. It felt a lot like a Herschell Gordon Lewis film, had he been making films in the 80s. So much that one wonders if that wasn't the idea. Except for the fact that the kill scenes were a bit modest, and actually surprisingly quite tastefully done. Not really a movie for everyone, but if you enjoy weird and mindless b-movies, its definitely worth watching. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 01/29/23 Full Review Audience Member a weird mess of a movie ,but i couldn't stop watching it, i liked it. had a unique plot ,acting was eh some scenes actually seemed real.but the huge problem with this movie is its only an hour and 16 minutes and it felt like 2 hour long saga. but i think b-movie fans should pick this one up and give it a try. warning : some graphic scenes of nose picking Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/19/23 Full Review Audience Member i gave it half a star because it is a film. And a very good Bmovie (by that i mean absolute S**T!!) other than that its awful in every way but is worth watching for the lol factor alone i mean seriously everything that can be wrong with a film is wrong with this one and it is more than a little perverted. But if you enjoy watching bad films this is a must. I need to meet the people who fund this kind of thing Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/12/23 Full Review Audience Member Hilariously bad B-movie slasher which is just as bad as the title sounds. BUT, it's peverse, quirky humour does keep you amused and besides the laughs there's a bunch of bloody stabbings for the gorehounds out there. Ridiculous entertainment. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/24/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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