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The Emu War

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Lewd, crude and very very silly--The Emu War is a completely over the top reimagining of a real 1932 military operation, wherein the army attempted to cull the wheat-crop-eating western emu population with heavy artillery, and lost. In this (extremely loose) version Major Meredith (Damian Callinan), whose son was kidnapped by the Emus, leads a motley crew of soldiers behind Emu enemy lines to find and destroy the Emu Queen. Cue explosions, puppets, mind-boggling effects and a surprising amount of explicit romance.

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Luke Buckmaster Guardian While I doubt anybody will be watching The Emu War and splitting their sides, it’s sometimes laugh-out-loud funny, and maintains an enjoyably squirrelly momentum. Rated: 3/5 Jun 21, 2024 Full Review Jim Schembri jimschembri.com Comprehensively dreadful...Vulgarity for the sake of comedy is a noble enterprise. Vulgarity for its own sake is not only unfunny, it’s boring...Why is the Australian film industry still capable of making movies this bad? Rated: 0/5 Oct 21, 2024 Full Review Anthony Morris ScreenHub At times this is an epic tale of betrayal, tragedy, and ludicrous historical inaccuracies. At other times, the ghost of someone who’s just been killed starts having sex with his own corpse. Rated: 3.5/5 Jun 23, 2024 Full Review Read all reviews

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Hugh J Ridiculous premise, ridiculously bad props, and a ludicrous plot. The absolute absurdity of the whole thing, based on a real event, does create moments of uproarious laughter with monty python style gags and comedy. Definetely not for everyone as it ironically does not take itself seriously and displays a complete lack of anything even resembling depth from start to finish. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 12/14/24 Full Review Douglas W This movie was one of the worst I have ever seen in my life. I did not even crack a smile let alone laugh. With a topic such as the Emu War the humour should have been easily written, instead you get a big pile of Emu dung. This movie is so devoid of humour that they relied on toddler humour to carry it.....well it didn't..... just garbage. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 10/18/24 Full Review Bin B I usually love an australian made movie, I pre ordered this and waited eagerly for it to arrive after 2 months,we watched in horror for movie night with hubby, well in the first 5 to 10 minutes I realised I've wasted so much money not only on buying this rubbish, but wasted a good bottle of wine that still didn't make the movie better, this is the worst Aussie movie I have ever seen, it's cringy, not at all funny. Who ever said in other reviews that it's "great" or funny, must either have a hand in the making of this crap, or knows somebody associated with it. My last word is, I feel for the cast, they are usually funny, but this movie has made them look like complete idiots Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 09/08/24 Full Review Jessica C This would have to be up there as the worst movie I have ever seen. It definitely contained WTF moments....an adult man drinking milk from giant sagging titties from the Queen Emu, a women was asked to pleasure the Queen Emu's Cloaker and the disturbing male three-way to burn down some iron gates.... The one scene that now makes me feel like burning my eyeballs was the ghost giving his dead corpse a blow job. It was so bad it wasn't funny. It's embarrassing that it was Australian. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 09/01/24 Full Review Sophie C You will absolutely have WTF moments, but it will be ok because you’ll be laughing at the same time, in five different ways! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 06/22/24 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis Lewd, crude and very very silly--The Emu War is a completely over the top reimagining of a real 1932 military operation, wherein the army attempted to cull the wheat-crop-eating western emu population with heavy artillery, and lost. In this (extremely loose) version Major Meredith (Damian Callinan), whose son was kidnapped by the Emus, leads a motley crew of soldiers behind Emu enemy lines to find and destroy the Emu Queen. Cue explosions, puppets, mind-boggling effects and a surprising amount of explicit romance.
Director
John Campbell, Lisa Fineberg
Producer
Jay Morrissey, John Campbell, Jay Morrissey, Lisa Fineberg
Production Co
Hot Dad Productions
Genre
Action, Comedy
Original Language
English
Runtime
1h 15m