The Longest Week

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The Longest Week

PG-13

Released Sep 5, 2014

1h 26m

Romance

Comedy

Drama

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Left broke and homeless by his wealthy parents' divorce, a young man (Jason Bateman) moves in with an old friend (Billy Crudup) and finally meets the woman (Olivia Wilde) of his dreams -- only to discover she's already dating his friend.

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Peter Sobczynski

RogerEbert.com

Not even the able actors that Glanz somehow managed to rope into his project can do much with the draggy story and the vapid characters that they have been given to play.

Rated: 1/4

Sep 5, 2014

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Martin Tsai

Los Angeles Times

Like so many filmmaking wunderkinds who could have used a course in common sense, Glanz is technically assured but emotionally hollow.

Sep 5, 2014

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Bill Goodykoontz

Arizona Republic

It takes effort to turn a movie with a cast as appealing as the one in "The Longest Week" into a grating exercise in narcissism, but writer and director Peter Glanz proves up to the task.

Rated: 2/5

Sep 4, 2014

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Nicholas Bell

IONCINEMA.com

Despite a nicely chosen cast and a handful of flourishes borrowed from the works of cinematic masters, there's little carbonation to this stale elixir that too often depends on cliché.

Rated: 2/5

Sep 5, 2019

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S. Jhoanna Robledo

Common Sense Media

Tiresome romcom doesn't live up to promise; some iffy stuff.

Rated: 2/5

Sep 15, 2014

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Melissa Weller

Paste Magazine

Throughout the film, the writing is heady but heartless, as if Glanz means to occupy the intellectual high ground by exploiting tired romantic clichés and passing off his finger pointing as evidence of self-righteousness.

Rated: 4.1/10

Sep 11, 2014

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Judith G

It was cute, but felt like the longest week.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

06/25/25

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Matthew P

Almost every critic dislikes this movie... But despite the heavy nods to Wes Anderson and Woody Allen, its wit (derivative or not) is something I like and the movie's real failing is its relatively weak premise and storyline.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

06/21/25

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Nick S

I disagree with the pretentious douchebag critics. This is an entertaining romantic comedy very well acted with likeable characters. It's not Citizen Kane. I watched it twice.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

11/25/24

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Heather L

I think this show is ridiculous. What are these writers thinking anyway? His friend ends up getting the girl at the end, but he ends up going back to being a 40-year-old baby wow, what a joke! I was very disappointed in the movie it didn't give me a good feeling at all.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

08/23/24

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Zvi T

Love this movie. Simply beautiful

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

09/24/23

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Colin W

I'm perplexed by the low score. I loved the film. The self absorbed main character is reminiscent of Alfie (combined with "Arthur"). What makes the film work for me is a perfect music score and sets that create the right mood for that world that those like myself don't inhabit. The voiceover is introspective self-deprecation by the main character with both insight and humour. Some won't like the voiceover but then again, I like the original Blade Runner voiceover.

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

07/25/23

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Synopsis

Left broke and homeless by his wealthy parents' divorce, a young man (Jason Bateman) moves in with an old friend (Billy Crudup) and finally meets the woman (Olivia Wilde) of his dreams -- only to discover she's already dating his friend.

Director: Peter Glanz
Producer: Uday Chopra, Neda Armian
Screenwriter: Peter Glanz
Distributor: Gravitas Ventures
Production Co: Yash Raj Films, Far Hills Pictures, Armian Pictures, YRF Entertainment, Atlantic Pictures
Rating: PG-13 (Smoking|Sexual Content)
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Sep 5, 2014, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Jan 26, 2016
Runtime: 1h 26m

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