The VelociPastor

2018

1h 15m

Action

Adventure

Comedy

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65%

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17 Reviews

76%

Popcornmeter

250+ Ratings

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.

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Kristy Puchko

Pajiba

This dumb movie has a surprisingly sly sophistication...

Aug 15, 2019

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Nicolas Soto

But Why Tho? A Geek Community

[The Velocipastor] offers constant humor and action that’s reminiscent of films from the 70s and 80s. It never takes itself seriously, which makes it easier to enjoy the film even more.

Rated: 7.5/10

Jan 22, 2023

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Dev Shea

Nightmarish Conjurings

...If you go into THE VELOCIPASTOR just excited by the title and a man with dino hands, I think you are going to have an amazing experience in low budget indie horror.

Sep 15, 2022

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Josh Goller

Spectrum Culture

Despite hammy acting, no-effort practical effects and a plot that feels like the sugar-fueled daydreams of a hyperactive eight-year-old, The VelociPastor finds redemption in how faithfully it embraces camp.

May 6, 2022

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Jason Shawhan

Nashville Scene

2019's The VelociPastor is 75 minutes long and features dinosaur effects from Party City's inflatable aisle, but it knows exactly how seriously to take the material (not very). Cohan is disarmingly charming, and the laughs and gore pop up regularly.

Sep 25, 2021

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Alix Turner

Ready Steady Cut

A ludicrous monster movie which is way more entertaining than I expected, The Velocipastor really must be seen to be believed.

Rated: 3.5/5

Feb 4, 2021

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Yuli M

Nos metemos para mirarla irónicamente, terminó siendo cine🚬🚬🚬

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

09/29/24

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Felix G

Pudo ser peor. Aprecio que no se tome en serio a sí misma, pero tal vez debió aplicarlo aún más. Porque esta película es mala intencionalmente e inintencionalmente.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

09/23/24

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j&h f

this movie was worse than i thought and i loved it so much. the special effects weren't in the room with us, they were the friends we made along the way. that being said, fun movie 10/10 can't wait for the sequel

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

09/06/24

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Benjamin B

This movie is just to turn off your brain and enjoy...

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

08/31/24

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sophie m

Great film, great humor and great acting Makes for an interesting experience

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

08/28/24

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Hadrian M

It's not "so bad it's good" its actually good! Legit acting and a great script. It's low budget as Hell but the people behind it make it work and it's an hilarious film.

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

07/18/24

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Synopsis

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.

Director: Brendan Steere
Producer: Jesse Gouldsbury, Brendan Steere, Brandon Taylor
Screenwriter: Brendan Steere
Production Co: Cyfuno Ventures, Laika Come Home, Hollow Tree Films
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Aug 13, 2019
Runtime: 1h 15m

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