The VelociPastor

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Stephanie V @Steph162 3d The VelociPastor is a movie that fully embraces how ridiculous it is. The acting and special effects are very low budget, but that’s part of the joke. The movie doesn’t take itself seriously and even makes fun of its own flaws. The plot isn’t very important but the random humor keeps it entertaining. This is not a "good" movie in a traditional sense but it’s fun if you enjoy over-the-top, so-bad-it’s-good films. The VelociPastor is weird, silly, and surprising if you know what you’re getting into. See more Valeria P @valp15 4d The VelociPastor is so ridiculous and funny. See more Sami A 4d Came to this movie expecting Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter levels of cheese but man this was cheesy as hell and even though it was intentional it was oddly funny. See more Wendi F @wendydj 4d I had the idea that The VelociPastor would be a a dumb/bad film and it was ,but it was surprisingly interesting. It was so ridiculous it was good. One thing you cant say about it is that its boring/unoriginal. See more Justin N @justinnave 4d The VelociPastor is exactly as ridiculous as the title suggests—a low-budget movie about a priest who turns into a velociraptor to fight crime. It’s messy, absurd, and clearly made with a sense of humor about how dumb it is. Definitely not "good," but extremely fun if you enjoy campy, midnight-movie chaos. See more Leandro O 4d I mean it was an alright movie. The story wasn't really there and it was just kind of all over the place. It's a fun watch don't get me wrong, but the only movie I can really compare this to is Cocaine Bear. Even then, I feel like cocaine bear is more memorable than this movie. See more Read all reviews

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