The VelociPastor

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The VelociPastor

2018

1h 15m

Action

Adventure

Comedy

Horror

Fantasy

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17 Reviews

71%

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500+ Ratings

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.

Kristy Puchko

Pajiba

08/15/2019

This dumb movie has a surprisingly sly sophistication...

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Martin Izzard

Flickering Myth

Jul 25

1/5

Even with the over the top silliness it’s clearly embracing and relishing in, it’s not quite able to be convincing enough as a spoof comedy of a B movie.

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Nicolas Soto

But Why Tho?

01/22/2023

7.5/10

[The Velocipastor] offers constant humor and action that’s reminiscent of films from the 70s and 80s. It never takes itself seriously, which makes it easier to enjoy the film even more.

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Dev Shea

Nightmarish Conjurings

09/15/2022

...If you go into THE VELOCIPASTOR just excited by the title and a man with dino hands, I think you are going to have an amazing experience in low budget indie horror.

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Josh Goller

Spectrum Culture

05/06/2022

Despite hammy acting, no-effort practical effects and a plot that feels like the sugar-fueled daydreams of a hyperactive eight-year-old, The VelociPastor finds redemption in how faithfully it embraces camp.

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Jason Shawhan

Nashville Scene

09/25/2021

2019's The VelociPastor is 75 minutes long and features dinosaur effects from Party City's inflatable aisle, but it knows exactly how seriously to take the material (not very). Cohan is disarmingly charming, and the laughs and gore pop up regularly.

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Jaden G

@RT57257977 1h

This movie was a bit hard to take seriously and was definitely corny but it was still creative and fun to watch. It kept me entertained and laughing which made it a fun watch and something I will remember in the future.

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Dominick S

@Dominick118 11h

The low-budget effects, intentionally cheesy dialogue, and over-the-top action scenes create a style that feels more like a parody than a serious movie. At times, it almost feels like a student film mixed with a late-night comedy sketch.

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Brandon M

@RT14839179 1d

It was such a bad movie that it made it fun to watch. It was really creative.

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Jack P

@RT76624209 2d

This movie was so dumb that it was just so bad that its good.

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Leslie A

@Les233 4d

I can see why a lot of people would consider this film a cult classic because of its strange and funny scenes, but I don't really have much to say. It wasn't that good, but it wasn't bad either.

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Shanneal M.

@RT11059013 5d

The VelociPastor is completely ridiculous in the best way possible. A priest turning into a dinosaur to fight ninjas sounds fake, but the movie fully commits to the chaos. The effects are terrible on purpose, the acting is over-the-top, and somehow it makes the whole thing hilarious and entertaining

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Synopsis

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.

Director: Brendan Steere
Producer: Jesse Gouldsbury, Brendan Steere, Brandon Taylor
Screenwriter: Brendan Steere
Production Co: Cyfuno Ventures, Laika Come Home, Hollow Tree Films
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror, Fantasy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Aug 13, 2019
Runtime: 1h 15m