Total Eclipse

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Blu B Ummm I guess I'm not artsy enough to appreciate this because this was beyond awful. The editing and pacing are just horrifically bad. This is basically a same sex arthouse romance if you can even call it that. There basically is no story at all. They meet up and stuff just happens...really weird barking like a dog and humping around like some other animal stuff just happens. It's never clear who the main focus is either of the two. You could just rearrange these scenes and honestly it wouldn't change hardly anything. I can't state it enough...there is legit no story or character to study. He starts out a a**hole and finishes as one. The music is boring, generic, and forgettable. The acting is suprisingly terrible. Mainly because the characters aren't likeable at all, DiCaprio is flat out annoying right from the start and never gets better, I was actively rooting for him to die to make the runtime end. The cinematography is the biggest tragedy. It's terrible but it has gorgous backdrops, color,s production value and costumes of the period. Literally if you look at everything behind what the main characters are doing it's a good movie effectively or a good screensaver. But the scenes themselves are just borderline bizaare, make no sense, are stupid, and sometimes I don't even know. And there is a ton of sex scenes and nudity in this and I don't get what it adds. It gets repetitive and you get the feeling this si going for something very arthouse like because the longer it goes the stronger that vibe gets. This could've come out in the 70's and prbably been just as bad but found a wider audience at least. I don't know anything really after watching this about the poet, his beliefs beyond he was a jerk and annoying, and they had lots of sex back than. Skip This. Probably the worst DiCaprio film. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 05/05/25 Full Review Julian S An unpleasant film that leaves little to enjoy—even dedicated DiCaprio fans might want to pass. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 12/23/24 Full Review Mateescu E It was pretty intresting but a little chaotic Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 08/04/23 Full Review Linkle H Just read my review here I'm tired of getting "can't submit" on every site I go to. https://linklethehistorian.tumblr.com/post/721180096709443584/total-eclipse-1995-a-movie-review-by Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 07/01/23 Full Review Audience Member Family-friendly movie my kids loved it, the two of them are 3 and 5. they said it really inspired them and they started writing poetry and quite frankly, they are pretty good! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/18/23 Full Review Audience Member Expectations were completely overpass. Incredible performances! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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