Episode 1
Aired May 1, 2005
North by North Quahog
During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of "Passion of the Christ 2."
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Episode 2
Aired May 8, 2005
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband; Brian tries to get through to a bunch of school rejects.
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Episode 3
Aired May 15, 2005
Blind Ambition
When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.
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Episode 4
Aired Jun 5, 2005
Don't Make Me Over
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
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Episode 5
Aired Jun 12, 2005
The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.
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Episode 6
Aired Jun 19, 2005
Petarded
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
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Episode 7
Aired Jun 26, 2005
Brian the Bachelor
When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne.
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Episode 8
Aired Jul 10, 2005
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
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Episode 9
Aired Jul 17, 2005
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.
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Episode 10
Aired Jul 24, 2005
Model Misbehavior
Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.
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Episode 11
Aired Sep 11, 2005
Peter's Got Woods
Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.
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Episode 12
Aired Sep 18, 2005
Perfect Castaway
Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.
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Episode 13
Aired Sep 25, 2005
Jungle Love
Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.
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Episode 14
Aired Nov 6, 2005
PTV
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
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Episode 15
Aired Nov 13, 2005
Brian Goes Back to College
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
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Episode 16
Aired Nov 20, 2005
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.
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Episode 17
Aired Nov 27, 2005
Fat Guy Strangler
Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.
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Episode 18
Aired Dec 18, 2005
The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz
When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.
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Episode 19
Aired Jan 8, 2006
Brian Sings and Swings
A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.
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Episode 20
Aired Jan 29, 2006
Patriot Games
At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.
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Episode 21
Aired Mar 12, 2006
I Take Thee, Quagmire
When Peter goes on a TV game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire is smitten with her and ends up popping the question.
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Episode 22
Aired Mar 26, 2006
Sibling Rivalry
After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.
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Episode 23
Aired Apr 9, 2006
Deep Throats
When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days.
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Episode 24
Aired Apr 23, 2006
Peterotica
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.
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Episode 25
Aired Apr 30, 2006
You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives
Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home.
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Episode 26
Aired May 7, 2006
Petergeist
Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.
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Episode 27
Aired May 14, 2006
Untitled Griffin Family History
The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.
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Episode 28
Aired May 21, 2006
Stewie B. Goode
Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.
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Episode 29
Aired May 21, 2006
Bango Was His Name, Oh!
Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.
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Episode 30
Aired May 21, 2006
Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
After a competitive swimming lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.
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