Episode 1
Aired Sep 20, 2004
Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 27, 2004
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 4, 2004
A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 11, 2004
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 18, 2004
Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
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Episode 6
Aired Oct 25, 2004
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
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Episode 7
Aired Nov 8, 2004
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 15, 2004
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 22, 2004
Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
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Episode 10
Aired Nov 29, 2004
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
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Episode 11
Aired Dec 13, 2004
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
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Episode 12
Aired Jan 3, 2005
A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
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Episode 13
Aired Jan 17, 2005
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 31, 2005
Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
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Episode 15
Aired Feb 7, 2005
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
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Episode 16
Aired Feb 14, 2005
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
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Episode 17
Aired Feb 21, 2005
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
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Episode 18
Aired Mar 7, 2005
It Was Mame, Mom
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
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Episode 19
Aired Mar 21, 2005
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
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Episode 20
Aired Apr 18, 2005
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
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Episode 21
Aired May 2, 2005
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
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Episode 22
Aired May 9, 2005
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
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Episode 23
Aired May 16, 2005
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
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Episode 24
Aired May 23, 2005
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
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