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Season 2 – Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Brian Lowry Variety Thanks to the terrific chemistry among the central trio, the show gets by on charm even when not yielding big laughs. Sep 18, 2013 Full Review Read all reviews

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Audience Member Amazing season! Holy smokes! Charlie and Allen are some of the funniest characters on TV! The first half of this season is perfect aligning perfect plots for the future, damn definitely the G.O.A.T for comedies! Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Daniel B Con un ascendente humor, más acido y políticamente incorrecto aún para la época, TAHM logra introducir de muy buena manera los chistes en la trama, si en episodios no lineales, pero en cada una de sus mini conflictos, se puede notar esa irreverencia que tanto caracteriza esta serie, con el don de no ofender a nadie. Complementándose muy bien con la originalidad de los diferentes obstáculos de cada episodio, cada uno más irreal que el anterior. Esta segunda temporada no solo te presenta mas a profundidad a los personajes, si no se burla de sus debilidades, mostrándose vulnerables en más de un episodio, y de ahí partir para hacer comedia. Si, esta serie puede alejar a más de uno por ser muy acida en su construcción. Pero para los que amamos ese tipo de humor encontraremos algo que descubrir en esta serie. Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 05/15/22 Full Review FRANCO R Loved this show while Sheen was present. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 12/28/20 Full Review Parker F Two and a Half Men continues to be consistently funny in its second season favoring to remain relatively unchanged and never worse off for it Rated 5 out of 5 stars 09/08/19 Full Review Audience Member (all seasons) You can tell by watching Season 1 why this was a hit: a catchy premise, great cast and snappy dialogue contributing to a very enjoyable laugh-fest characterized by remarkable consistency. Even more remarkably, the above goes on for a whopping 8 seasons. Yet, things take an unfortunate turn for the worse after that, ranging - occasional refreshing glimpses aside - from the average yet watchable to the completely formulaic and below-par, and culminating with the ill-advised "meta" finale. Winning? Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Audience Member Its better than 1st season Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Melanie Lynskey

Rose

Episodes

Episode 1 Aired Sep 20, 2004 Back Off Mary Poppins Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join. Details Episode 2 Aired Sep 27, 2004 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end. Details Episode 3 Aired Oct 4, 2004 A Bag Full of Jawea Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. Details Episode 4 Aired Oct 11, 2004 Go Get Mommy's Bra Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. Details Episode 5 Aired Oct 18, 2004 Bad News From the Clinic Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. Details Episode 6 Aired Oct 25, 2004 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. Details Episode 7 Aired Nov 8, 2004 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. Details Episode 8 Aired Nov 15, 2004 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. Details Episode 9 Aired Nov 22, 2004 Yes, Monsignor Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. Details Episode 10 Aired Nov 29, 2004 The Salmon Under My Sweater Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. Details Episode 11 Aired Dec 13, 2004 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways. Details Episode 12 Aired Jan 3, 2005 A Lungful of Alan Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions. Details Episode 13 Aired Jan 17, 2005 Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. Details Episode 14 Aired Jan 31, 2005 Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. Details Episode 15 Aired Feb 7, 2005 Smell the Umbrella Stand Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas. Details Episode 16 Aired Feb 14, 2005 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits. Details Episode 17 Aired Feb 21, 2005 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex. Details Episode 18 Aired Mar 7, 2005 It Was Mame, Mom When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner. Details Episode 19 Aired Mar 21, 2005 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie. Details Episode 20 Aired Apr 18, 2005 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings. Details Episode 21 Aired May 2, 2005 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce. Details Episode 22 Aired May 9, 2005 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter. Details Episode 23 Aired May 16, 2005 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players. Details Episode 24 Aired May 23, 2005 Does This Smell Funny to You? Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife. Details Episode 29 Aired Sep 19, 2025 Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Details Episode 30 Aired Sep 19, 2025 Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Details

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Two and a Half Men — Season 2

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Season Info

Director
Pamela Fryman, Asaad Kelada, Jeff Abugov, Gary Halvorson, J.D. Lobue
Executive Producer
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum, Mark Burg, Oren Koules
Screenwriter
Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jeff Abugov, Mark Roberts
Network
CBS
Rating
TV-14 (D|L)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date
Sep 20, 2004
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