A Tale of Two Pizzas

PG

Released May 19, 2003

1h 22m

Romance

Comedy

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38%

8 Reviews

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The offspring of rival pizzeria owners (Vincent Pastore, Frank Vincent) fall in love as their fathers battle over who makes the best pie.

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Vincent Sassone

Director

Vincent Pastore

Vito Rossi

Frank Vincent

Frank Bianco

Patti D'Arbanville

Margie Bianco

Louis Guss

Emilio

Conor Dubin

Tony Bianco

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Lou Lumenick

New York Post

Any way you slice it, A Tale of Two Pizzas is so ineptly written and directed that it's pretty soggy entertainment.

Rated: 1/4

Oct 7, 2005

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Elizabeth Weitzman

New York Daily News

Though it bears absolutely no relation to real life, this sweetly silly modern fairy tale possesses just enough charm to endear itself to secret sentimentalists.

Rated: 2/4

Oct 7, 2005

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Ned Martel

New York Times

Amid all the discussion of crust and sauce and the proper consistency of each, A Tale of Two Pizzas lays on the cheese way too thick.

Rated: 2/5

Oct 6, 2005

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Harry Haun

Film Journal International

A sweet little film with heart.

Oct 22, 2005

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Ken Fox

TV Guide

There is some trite Italian-American stereotypes on display, and the interstitial animated sequences have nothing to do with the plot and drag down this otherwise sprightly comedy.

Rated: 2/4

Oct 7, 2005

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Dennis Schwartz

Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews

For what the film had to work with -- a thin script -- it flawlessly achieved what it set it out to do.

Rated: B

Jun 11, 2004

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Synopsis

The offspring of rival pizzeria owners (Vincent Pastore, Frank Vincent) fall in love as their fathers battle over who makes the best pie.

Director: Vincent Sassone
Screenwriter: Vincent Sassone
Production Co: Hot Pie LLC
Rating: PG (Language|Mild Sexual Content)
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): May 19, 2003, Original
Release Date (Streaming): Jan 16, 2018
Runtime: 1h 22m