Mail Order Bride

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Mail Order Bride

R

Released Feb 23, 2003

1h 25m

Comedy

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A New York mob boss (Danny Aiello) sends his nephew (Robert Capelli Jr.) to Russia to find a woman (Ivana Milicevic) who cons men.

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Bob Campbell

Minneapolis Star Tribune

This harmless nickels-and-kopecks comedy goes by the theory that if one Mafia is funny, two must be hilarious.

Nov 26, 2003

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Megan Lehmann

New York Post

It took a committee of directors and scriptwriters to assemble this oafish farce, brimming with creaky jokes, frenzied overacting and 'madcap' moments such as an ineptly staged pie-in- the-face bar brawl.

Rated: 0.5/4

Nov 21, 2003

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Stephen Holden

New York Times

If Mail Order Bride, a strained, incoherent farce, accomplishes anything positive, it will be to drive another nail into the coffin of that exhausted subgenre, the mob comedy.

Rated: 1/5

Nov 20, 2003

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eFilmCritic.com

A caustic commentary on how men handle love.

Rated: 5/5

Nov 13, 2004

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Rated: 3/5

Nov 13, 2004

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Maitland McDonagh

TV Guide

This amateurish comedy features some amazing sequences shot in Moscow. But everything else about it is second rate.

Rated: 1/5

Nov 21, 2003

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just ok not that funny

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/21/23

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Another boring film...

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/16/23

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A new candidate for the worst film I've ever seen. Woeful on so many levels from downright bad ham acting, diabolical script and direction that can only be summarised as "shit"...the only thing it had going for it was quite an interesting concept. Unfortuntely it could not have been done worse. Flush this one down the toilet where it belongs !

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

01/22/23

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Great movie if you can get pass all the curse words

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/13/23

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Robert Capelli Jr.

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Jeffrey Wolf

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Danny Aiello

Tony Santini

Robert Capelli Jr.

Anthony Santini

Ivana Milicevic

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Synopsis

A New York mob boss (Danny Aiello) sends his nephew (Robert Capelli Jr.) to Russia to find a woman (Ivana Milicevic) who cons men.

Director: Robert Capelli Jr., Jeffrey Wolf
Producer: Sergey Konenkov
Screenwriter: Doug Bollinger, Robert Capelli Jr., Sergey Konenkov
Distributor: American World Pictures
Production Co: Relativity Pictures LLC
Rating: R
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Feb 23, 2003, Wide
Release Date (DVD): Feb 22, 2005
Runtime: 1h 25m

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