Almost Married

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Almost Married

2014

1h 36m

Comedy

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Three months before his wedding to Lydia (Philip McGinley), Kyle (Emily Atack) goes out with the guys for a wild stag night and brings something extra home -- an STD. Now he needs to avoid his fiancee until the all-clear test comes back.

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Charlotte O'Sullivan

London Evening Standard

If this was on TV, you'd switch channels.

Rated: 2/5

Mar 28, 2014

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Leslie Felperin

Guardian

The actors gurn away like they're auditioning for roles in a Carry On reboot, and the denouement is as predictable as it is bizarrely abrupt.

Rated: 2/5

Mar 27, 2014

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Catherine Bray

Time Out

Too many gags are ill-considered and it's ultimately hard to care whether the engaged couple will make it down the aisle.

Rated: 3/5

Mar 25, 2014

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Ed Frankl

CineVue

Laughing with the film would probably promote the same kind of moral issues one would have watching a public execution for fun, but thankfully there's barely a joke that registers.

Rated: 1/5

Mar 8, 2019

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David Edwards

Daily Mirror (UK)

The gags are as coarse as the subject matter, but generally very, very funny, and there's an extremely neat twist.

Rated: 4/5

Sep 8, 2015

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Simon Kinnear

Total Film

Director Ben Cookson adopts a tone of blithe jollity at odds with the film's bitter gender politics and the sniggering laddishness makes for an unpleasant date movie even before a predictable twist reveals the misogynistic core.

Rated: 1/5

Apr 2, 2014

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Fun story , some little laughs ...Kyle's acting , Lydia nothing special ...good enough to see again in a few years ...not to buy

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

02/21/23

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Audience Member

Great film! Watched it with my husband and we both found it hilarious, loved it.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/24/23

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Audience Member

A sex comedy with no sex, which is basically the theme. It's an easy watch with general boyish comedy laughs throughout.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/06/23

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Audience Member

Better than the reviews, worth a watch.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

02/26/23

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Audience Member

What a long and boring film .. They tried to mash up the inbetweeners and american pie, but failed miserably. the movie drags itself out until 1h22m.. where it peaks and stays high until it ends at 1h37. So you get 15 mins of a decent scene that was built up in for an hellish hour. Give it a pass

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

01/28/23

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Audience Member

It supposed to be a comedy. But it's kinda depressing. It does have some funny parts to it, but those are kinda few and far between. I expected more laughs. The ending was a little abrupt too. They hint at something and then just roll the credits.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/23/23

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Synopsis

Three months before his wedding to Lydia (Philip McGinley), Kyle (Emily Atack) goes out with the guys for a wild stag night and brings something extra home -- an STD. Now he needs to avoid his fiancee until the all-clear test comes back.

Director: Ben Cookston
Producer: Lionel Hicks
Screenwriter: Ben Cookston
Production Co: Liquid Noise Films
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: British English
Release Date (Streaming): Oct 21, 2015
Runtime: 1h 36m

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