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Bad Johnson

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Bad Johnson

Released May 2, 2014

1h 28m

Comedy

Fantasy

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18 Reviews

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500+ Ratings

After yet another relationship ends badly, a serial womanizer (Cam Gigandet) awakes one morning to find that his penis has detached from his body and taken human form (Nick Thune).

Odie Henderson

RogerEbert.com

Why actresses take roles in dreck like this I'll never know. The money must be fabulous.

Rated: 1/4

May 2, 2014

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Robert Abele

Los Angeles Times

A movie of our times, even if it's not an especially good, funny or interesting one.

May 1, 2014

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Neil Genzlinger

New York Times

A sometimes amusing sex farce ...

May 1, 2014

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Lisa Twang

The New Paper (Singapore)

There's some kind of lesson about learning to grow up and stop being a jerk - if you can look past the "Johnson" humour.

Rated: 3/5

Sep 20, 2017

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David Keyes

Cinemaphile.org

The premise is a whopper of a bad idea, made all the more disheartening by the notion that someone thought highly enough of it to see it as a feasible outlet for movie comedy.

Rated: 0.5/4

Nov 11, 2014

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Todd Jorgenson

Cinemalogue

As bad as things are for Rich and his limp sidekick, the audience really gets the shaft courtesy of a script that's completely devoid of inspiration.

Jun 30, 2014

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Trevor B

Bad Johnson was one the dumbest movies I have ever seen in my life!!!

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

12/28/23

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Audience Member

2.7. As silly as it is, kinda an original idea

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

10/24/21

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Audience Member

Kinda good. Pretty sexist and racist. Not as good as the previews made it seem.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

05/28/18

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Audience Member

so good made me cry.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/27/23

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Audience Member

#hilarious. #excellent. #hot. #loved it

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/27/23

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Honestly, I was looking forward to this. The plot made me laugh so hard! Man is this bad. The performances are fine, and the penis's performance was funny enough, it just didn't have good writing. Ultimately, this movie started to go downhill when I found out that the penis wasn't attached to the guy. The penis leaves the guy, and becomes a person...who also has a penis! I know, that's really stupid. This movie isn't funny, is really bad, and really stupid, but I would assume it had a pretty good budget, because technically speaking it was good. It was really just the writing that failed.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/13/23

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Huck Botko

Director

Cam Gigandet

Rich

Nick Thune

Rich's Penis

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Jamie

Katherine Cunningham

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Synopsis

After yet another relationship ends badly, a serial womanizer (Cam Gigandet) awakes one morning to find that his penis has detached from his body and taken human form (Nick Thune).

Director: Huck Botko
Producer: Reid Brody, Danny Roman, Bill Ryan
Screenwriter: Jeff Tetreault
Distributor: Gravitas Ventures
Production Co: 2DS Productions
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): May 2, 2014, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Jan 26, 2016
Runtime: 1h 28m

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