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Brain Smasher... A Love Story

Play trailer Poster for Brain Smasher... A Love Story PG-13 1993 1h 28m Action Play Trailer Watchlist
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Two Seattle sisters and a disco bouncer (Andrew "Dice" Clay) battle black-masked villains for an all-powerful red lotus.

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Audience Member What a ridiculous movie, and I loved every minute of it. Dice Man has such a great screen presence, definitely need to check out more of his films. Terri Hatcher was perfect, all around. That's all I got to say about it. Oh I'm Pyun-Pilled now. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review don s The Diceman is not for everyone, but I enjoy his corny accent and over the top comedy. Here he pairs with the hot, young Teri Hatcher in an action movie taking on Shaolin Monks (basically Chinese Ninjas) to prevent them from world domination. Hijinx ensue. Short and watchable but not believable in the least. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Audience Member Albert Pyun is a friend and an inspiration. His ability to create pure entertainment with low budget films is flawless, and none more so than this hilarious kung fu parody, rom-com with the loud mouthed Andrew Dice-Clay and Teri Hatcher. Hardly stopping fo a breath, Brain Smasher is solid entertainment, with some inventive camera work and fun action scenes. A hidden gem in the world of fantasy... See it! Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/27/23 Full Review Audience Member We are not ninjas! This movie, unsurprisingly, makes no sense, but it has some truly hilarious moments. These masked evil monks want to eat a flower, and are really violent with some innocent musicians, so Teri Hatcher enlists the protection of Andrew Dice Clay. The whole crew crashes through a dozen or so balsa wood doors, and there are a couple pretty intense walking chase battles. The film also features "Queen Kong" in the memorable role of Bertha. I don't know how this obtained financing, crew, or actors, but I'm reasonably glad it did. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/09/23 Full Review Audience Member A silly film that is fun and entertaining despite itself. Hatcher is hot. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/23/23 Full Review Audience Member While certainly a B movie, it's not as horrible as one would imagine. Some of the acting is decent and there are quite a few cleverly funny moments. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis Two Seattle sisters and a disco bouncer (Andrew "Dice" Clay) battle black-masked villains for an all-powerful red lotus.
Director
Albert Pyun
Producer
Tom Karnowski
Screenwriter
Albert Pyun
Production Co
Kings Road Entertainment
Rating
PG-13
Genre
Action
Original Language
English
Runtime
1h 28m
Sound Mix
Stereo, Surround