Burlesque Assassins

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Audience Member Exactly what this bizarre film is, or attempts to be, is hard to say. Amateurish and inept beyond description, it has the feel of not exactly a very bad high school play, but more like the first rehearsal for a very bad high school play. But then about half way through the unremittingly cartoonish awfulness of it all I got the sense of a hidden subtext much like when watching a religious or political movie. It was only when I saw the credits that I figured it out, I think. This was made by a group of Canadian Burlesque aficianados. Only the Burlesque dancing itself (G rated nippleless striptease) is given any serious attention at all. The girls are indeed beautiful and skilled, they each did their own choreography, and everything else just didnt matter to the filmmakers. I wish they had made a frank documentary instead of a witless farce, but hey kids, dance on and have fun. Just dont call it a movie. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Audience Member its good to be watch Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/26/23 Full Review Audience Member Poorly acted, cheap looking film full of ridiculous clichés that seems designed only to facilitate a storyline where women kill men for the audience's amusement. How it has a 100% audience approval is a mystery to me...it's easily the worst film from 2012 that I've seen! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Audience Member This movie is so much fun! Rated 4.5/5 Stars •  Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 01/14/23 Full Review Audience Member Hilarious, light hearted and clever. Plus, Burlesque dancing! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/23/23 Full Review Audience Member This movie was epic and fully awesome! I loved the use of true burlesque stars as well as keeping the flavor of the movie strong throughout! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/04/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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