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Caffeine

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Caffeine

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Released Mar 16, 2007

1h 28m

Comedy

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At a café in London, manager Rachel fires her cheating boyfriend, Charlie, the cook, just before the lunchtime rush. His job falls to a waiter, Tom, with zero grill skills. Meanwhile, the customers deal with broken hearts, bad dates and jealousy -- not to mention the crazed mother of one of the waitresses. Rachel plans to escape the chaos by working at a fancier restaurant, which, unfortunately, has chosen that day to observe her in action.

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Lael Loewenstein

Los Angeles Times

About as appetizing as a pot of dishwater coffee.

Rated: 1.5/5

Mar 16, 2007

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Kirk Honeycutt

The Hollywood Reporter

The claustrophobic and poorly executed Caffeine is either a play in search of a movie or a movie in search of a play but, either way, it's searching for the wrong thing.

Mar 16, 2007

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Emanuel Levy

Variety

A witless examination of relationships and day jobs, Cosgrove's would-be comedy finds little humor in issues of infidelity, heartbreak (and bodily functions), resulting in a film that's hopelessly amateurish and creatively destitute.

Rated: D

Mar 6, 2007

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Heather Huntington

ReelzChannel.com

Overall, those are 88 minutes I desperately wish I could get back.

Rated: 3/10

Aug 23, 2008

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David Cornelius

DVDTalk.com

It's the movie equivalent of lukewarm coffee and day-old cake.

Rated: 2/5

Apr 18, 2007

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David Levine

Filmcritic.com

all talk and no action.

Rated: 1/5

Mar 16, 2007

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One critics is correct, a sitcom.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

01/18/23

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Largely unfunny and catastrophically amateurish but still slightly interesting, holding my attention to the end! 7/05/2013

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

01/13/23

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Soft core porn gone wrong.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/03/23

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delightful bubbly comedy with lots of NRG

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

01/21/23

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Audience Member

Don't waste your time. Saw this for Katherine Heigl but she's not a major player.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/09/23

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It's like a british version of Waiting.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/24/23

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Synopsis

At a café in London, manager Rachel fires her cheating boyfriend, Charlie, the cook, just before the lunchtime rush. His job falls to a waiter, Tom, with zero grill skills. Meanwhile, the customers deal with broken hearts, bad dates and jealousy -- not to mention the crazed mother of one of the waitresses. Rachel plans to escape the chaos by working at a fancier restaurant, which, unfortunately, has chosen that day to observe her in action.

Director: John Cosgrove
Producer: John Cosgrove, Jo Levi
Screenwriter: Dean Craig
Production Co: Steaming Hot Coffee LLC
Rating: R (Language|Some Drug Use|Sexual Content)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Mar 16, 2007, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Nov 3, 2016
Runtime: 1h 28m

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