Candy Cane Christmas

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Audience Member (Int. Theatre) Security: Do you know what the most addictive food is? Urainia: Sugar. Security: That's right, meat. Urainia: I'm a vegetarian. Security: So you know how addictive meat is. Did you know my other part-time job is as a butcher? Urainia: For real? Security: Yeah. I stand ankle-deep in blood every day. My first day on the job, the guys through a cow head at me. That ain't funny. Urainia: Gross. Security: Yeah, and they pump the meat with all these funny numbers. Urainia: Numbers? Security: Fluid. I don't know what they be putting in it. But, you know it's addictive. Urainia: I dunno. I don't crave a slab of meat after a meal, but I do want a cold cup of sugar. Security: Well, I need my meat. Urainia: Sure. Security: (long pause) Did I tell you about the time Jesus saved me from crack? Urainia: No, do tell. Security: (shows picture of former self) Here I was when I was smoking crack every day and bodybuilding until my wife left me... Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Audience Member Was ready to kick off the Christmas season with a feel good movie to get me "in the spirit" but this flick (like everything else in 2020) was the single worst movie I have ever seen. The story line was unimaginative and terribly written, and the acting was hard to watch. I could not find a single redeeming quality and I will take to the grave that watching it was the biggest regret. Watching paint dry would have been a better use of my time. Stay away! Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member The main character, Beverly Mitchell, is such a horrible actress, there is NO reason to like her at all. She is such a B*&ch in this movie you want him to walk away in the end. Plus, the shrill background music drills into your brain so much, you end up with a headache at the end Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/18/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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