Cocaine Cougar

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Soap B The worst movie I've ever seen. That's a high bar, but Cocaine Cougar managed to rise above it. This movie has nearly no semblance of a storyline. We have characters doing stuff, cut to a news report, characters getting killed by the movie's namesake or other characters doing stuff. Repeat for 40 minutes, and I say 40 minutes because this movie's credits are 10 minutes long, and the opening of the film is literally 4 minutes long, so in reality you're not watching a 50 minute film, you're watching a 36 minute short film, because 36 minutes isn't enough to classify it as an actual film. The titular cougar on cocaine is barely shown by the film, 80% of the time we're seeing characters being killed by it offscreen or we're seeing from its perspective, and when we do see it, it totals to having about 2 minutes of screentime. The movie's structure is, as already mentioned, complete waste, but it doesn't even resolve the conflict or have any sort of 3-act structure because nothing interesting happens at all throughout the entire film besides the intro of the movie using a stock sound effect you've probably heard in several memes before, which actually made me laugh because I recognised it. Do not watch this movie. Even by so bad it's good movie standards, it is an insult to so bad it's good films. Megamind Vs The Doom Syndicate at least had a 3-act structure and stuff actually happened in it that kept me invested ironically. This movie has nothing, besides 5 seconds of a funny stock sound effect, otherwise it is a 0/10 experience that isn't worth anyone's time. Just watch Sharknado, an actually good so bad it's good film, because it actually has a structure to it and it's interesting, compared to this where nothing happens. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/14/24 Full Review Tyler S Not my cup of tea. I think I could put a short film together better than this with my Kindle. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 03/14/24 Full Review CSJ S bro I once had a group project for art class worth nearly nothing where we had to make a random video, nobody put effort into it and it still turned out better than this and it was all done in some random cellphone and CapCut I cannot believe an entire team (there are like 60 names in the credits) partook in this. Sorry I feel very rude typing this but there were no other feelings watching this other than a sad, empty, worried feeling of "was real money spent in producing this?" Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 11/28/23 Full Review Bazooka J I think this was made on someone's cellphone. The special effects look like they were made with a cellphone app. It was so bad we had to fast forward through most of it. We lasted 15 minutes in and then had to turn it off. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 08/26/23 Full Review Eric S Absolute awful movie from the storyline to the acting and worst of all the special affects for the cougar. Avoid at all costs. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 08/23/23 Full Review Bob B Every single part of this movie was horrendously terrible. It visually looks awful and does not have an ending at all! The cougar doesn't even die! I honestly preferred the ads I got while watching over the actual movie. Only redeeming quality was that one guy p*ssing himself after dying. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 06/29/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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