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Robby B What a pathetic excuse of a zomboe movie. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 05/01/25 Full Review Nim T The movie felt like a United Nations of zombie, horror and comedy integrated together. At times, this felt like Zombieland but more wild and violent. The movie is not suitable for a child audience due to the usage of profanity and the message of kids can sabotage each other and adults is not worthwhile to watch. The funny parts are not between the main characters, but actually the supporting cast between Wilson as Wade and also all the other kids that take part in the film. The kids were actually the spotlight because they made me feel the pain and agony as one slowly dies and becomes inhumane. Liked the unity between the teachers and then the sabotaging the army of child zombies. Who knew the star of the film is about a chicken nugget, which brings back memories of Morgan Spurlock's chicken documentary and also fast food like Food Inc. Is it the best movie? No, but it can actually bring a good reflection of the difficulties of teaching future generations. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 04/06/25 Full Review Pablo T The audio for this movie is so terrible, it turns a bad movie into a really bad movie. Had to turn up the volume to 100% in order to hear any dialog. Then had to turn down to 70% for any action scenes so I wouldn't burst my ear drums. The only good thing about this movie are the practical effects. Nothing about the plot or the story works well. Even for a un-serious, goofy movie it just doesn't work. Its boring, its a repetitive process of characters moving from one room to another and having really long conversations with nothing else going on. This movie was never going to work. Zombie children? You can't depict violence against children and they knew it. Very few zombies died and when they did it was off screen and dull. Such a disappointment, the cast list has many greats. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 03/15/25 Full Review Emilliano Jr S An enjoyable comedy horror. Sometimes you just need to lower down your expectations to enjoy Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 11/13/24 Full Review Gregory T Quite possibly the most ridiculous zombie comedy movie I've ever seen. I loved it. The ending was rather sudden, but that's the only issue I had with the movie. Rated 4.5/5 Stars •  Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 11/04/24 Full Review Matthew B Not as awful as people let on but there are 100% better options when it comes to zombie movies. This film attempts to be a zombie-comedy, with the protagonists being stuck in a school overrun by infected children. The humor falls flat 99.9% of the time and you'll find yourself wishing you were watching Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland instead quite honestly. But with all that being said, it kept my attention and I enjoyed it far more than the awful "Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse". Also, it's always a pleasure to see Rainn Wilson in anything. Love that guy. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 10/02/24 Full Review Read all reviews

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