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Cooties

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Elementary-school teachers (Elijah Wood, Alison Pill, Rainn Wilson) come under attack from children who have been turned into vicious monsters by contaminated chicken nuggets.
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Critics Consensus

A horror-comedy without enough of either, Cooties is fatally content to skate by on its intriguingly oddball premise.

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Chris Nashawaty Entertainment Weekly 09/18/2015
C-
I honestly have no clue who this film is for. Whoever they are, they're likely to walk out of the theater wanting a refund. Go to Full Review
Nick Allen RogerEbert.com 09/18/2015
1.5/4
A midnight movie for those fine with dozing off about twenty minutes in, once the charm of its single sentence log-line has worn off. Go to Full Review
Barry Hertz Globe and Mail 09/18/2015
2.5/4
While directors Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion want to have their laughs and horror, too, the film is something of a zombie itself: half-alive and bloody, but lacking any heart. Go to Full Review
Kevin Carr Fat Guys at the Movies 09/02/2022
1.5/4
It doesn’t commit enough to make the premise pop and ends up reaching for jokes and sinking into bad taste. Go to Full Review
Brian Eggert Deep Focus Review 05/27/2022
2.5/4
Extreme gore and a silly sense of humor combine into an often funny but ultimately forgettable experience. Go to Full Review
Travis Johnson sbs.com.au 10/24/2021
People straight up react badly when you kill kids. Go to Full Review
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Sep 23 Started watching this one than realized half way through that I’d already seen it. It really is that forgettable. If you want to see mindless zombie kills you’ll like this one more than me. If you want to something to fall asleep too this one is not for you. The sound for this is poorly mixed. See more Sep 5 one of my favorite movies, if you dont like this movie you just need some wood or cooch in your life. everything about it, from the dry humor to the great acting from the kid actors - it’s superb. the chemistry of the characters is everything, its like another version of zombieland. hilarious movie i laugh all the way through every time and i’ve watched it at least 5 times in the last two years. its like a guilty pleasure, whenever i see it pop up on tubi im watching it immediately with some popcorn. i wish there were more movies like this bc. they’re my favorite kind of gory flicks See more David H. @thegoldendude Aug 4 Nice movie lil bruh. See more anon u Jul 22 This movie made me cry as a teen, not because it had an emotional scene, but from the gore it had, as I matured I realized the gore wasn't that big of a deal (even if one part of the movie involves kids playing with the limbs of the massacred adults), the plot and the "humor" could improve but aside from that, its a fantastic zombie movie See more Robby B May 1 What a pathetic excuse of a zomboe movie. See more Nim T Apr 6 The movie felt like a United Nations of zombie, horror and comedy integrated together. At times, this felt like Zombieland but more wild and violent. The movie is not suitable for a child audience due to the usage of profanity and the message of kids can sabotage each other and adults is not worthwhile to watch. The funny parts are not between the main characters, but actually the supporting cast between Wilson as Wade and also all the other kids that take part in the film. The kids were actually the spotlight because they made me feel the pain and agony as one slowly dies and becomes inhumane. Liked the unity between the teachers and then the sabotaging the army of child zombies. Who knew the star of the film is about a chicken nugget, which brings back memories of Morgan Spurlock's chicken documentary and also fast food like Food Inc. Is it the best movie? No, but it can actually bring a good reflection of the difficulties of teaching future generations. See more Read all reviews
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Movie Info

Synopsis Elementary-school teachers (Elijah Wood, Alison Pill, Rainn Wilson) come under attack from children who have been turned into vicious monsters by contaminated chicken nuggets.
Director
Cary Murnion, Jonathan Milott
Producer
Daniel Noah, Josh C. Waller, Elijah Wood, Tove Christensen, Georgy Malkov, Steven Schneider
Screenwriter
Leigh Whannell, Ian Brennan
Distributor
Lionsgate Films
Production Co
SpectreVision, Glacier Films
Rating
R (Language|Horror Violence and Gore|Sexual References|Some Drug Use)
Genre
Comedy, Horror
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Sep 18, 2015, Limited
Release Date (Streaming)
Sep 8, 2016
Box Office (Gross USA)
$33.0K
Runtime
1h 36m
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