Crazy Eights

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Crazy Eights

R

Released Oct 31, 2006

1h 20m

Horror

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Six friends, including a professor (Dina Meyer) and a priest (George Newbern), gather for the funeral of a childhood pal, who has left behind a will asking them to dig up an old time capsule. They excavate the container and are shocked to find a young girl's skeleton inside. Unnerved, the friends get lost and end up in a long-abandoned government facility where sadistic medical experiments were once performed on children -- and they're now trapped and at the mercy of a vengeful ghost.

Dennis Harvey

Variety

Beneath late-night cable standards.

Nov 20, 2007

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Steve Biodrowski

ESplatter

A laudable attempt at atmosphere and a handful of creepy moments are not enough to redeem this muddled mess.

Jul 10, 2008

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Dustin Putman

TheFilmFile.com

Doesn't quite have what it takes to be low-key and reserved and still hold more than cursory interest.

Rated: 2/4

Nov 11, 2007

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Audience Member

It's a journey down trauma lane when one of the eight friends dies and they open a time capsule to find a dead girl's skeleton. Then, they all the sudden remember they went through experiments and trials...and it literally is a cluster.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

01/12/23

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Audience Member

This movie is so so. It wasn't the best thing I'd seen but it wasn't the worst. I just wish the movie had stuck to it's plot rather than turn into a total gore fest of characters I don't care for.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/20/23

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Audience Member

An extraordinarily boring movie. Tedious plot, tedious characters, and a zero-payoff ending. I like a lot of these actors, but they can't save this stinker.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/15/23

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Audience Member

Story drug on too long.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/05/23

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Audience Member

The first 30 minutes are laughable - It rushes into this unstable plot, with the stereo typical scary movie "shockers." Old friend dies with a secret. Find a body. Explore an old building. Have flashbacks, etc. Give me something new.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/04/23

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Audience Member

Has a few good moments.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/16/23

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James K. Jones

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Dina Meyer

Jennifer Jones

George Newbern

Father Lyle Dey

Traci Lords

Gina Conte

Dan DeLuca

Wayne Morrison

Frank Whaley

Brent Sykes

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Synopsis

Six friends, including a professor (Dina Meyer) and a priest (George Newbern), gather for the funeral of a childhood pal, who has left behind a will asking them to dig up an old time capsule. They excavate the container and are shocked to find a young girl's skeleton inside. Unnerved, the friends get lost and end up in a long-abandoned government facility where sadistic medical experiments were once performed on children -- and they're now trapped and at the mercy of a vengeful ghost.

Director: James K. Jones
Screenwriter: Dan DeLuca, James K. Jones
Rating: R (Disturbing Images|Violence|Language)
Genre: Horror
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Oct 31, 2006, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Nov 1, 2009
Runtime: 1h 20m