Eenie Meanie

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Paul L @pauly87 3 days ago Love this movie , lots of action and crazy moments. See more Affleberry F @JimSnow Aug 26, 2026 Well worth the watch. They could've added just a little more of the driving/chase scenes, because the couple they did have were very well done. Some characters were a little too heavy handed, but Samara Weaving in the lead is excellent & she looks very natural behind the wheel. Overall definitely worth checking out. See more Esteban J @Esteban_J14 Aug 19, 2026 Eenie Meanie (2025) promises a driving-centered adrenaline rush led by Samara Weaving, but it's a monumental deception. The high-speed chases sold in trailers are barely present, and the film commits the unforgivable sin of completely wasting a legend like Andy Garcia. The pacing is shattered by dense dialogue, but the final blow is Karl Glusman’s co-star. Instead of generating tension, his character is so aggressively detestable that the experience turns exhausting. It's practically impossible to watch straight through without pausing. Technically, it suffers a severe identity crisis. The forced morbid comedy in the scarce action scenes feels absurd, killing any real danger. Furthermore, an overpopulation of poorly explained secondary characters completely disconnects you from the plot. A resounding 1/2 stars. It fails at everything, betraying its automotive premise for insufferable characters. Avoid it at all costs. See more Earline S @RT56719066900 Aug 9, 2026 From a film noir perspective it was one of the best I’ve ever seen. Never seen it done quite like that before. See more Max George Lane T @RT65048243 Jul 25, 2026 Eenie Meanie does a great job adding some depth to a female lead, provides a morally challenging yet shallow counterpart, some sideswiping yet resonating conflicts… oh, and it has some well done chase scenes. There is also some subtext commentary and sly nods to the archetypes of movies past. Well written (although there were moments when the script/acting had room for improvement) but most definitely a strong debut. I liked this much more than I thought I would. Eenie meanie undoubtedly punched above its class. Ultimately it compelled me to write my first review… well done. See more Paul A @PaulAntsell Jul 22, 2026 Really good one! Absolutely worth watching! See more Read all reviews

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