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Eulogy for a Vampire

Play trailer Poster for Eulogy for a Vampire Released Oct 23, 2009 1h 47m Horror Play Trailer Watchlist
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A young drifter converts monks into the undead.

Critics Reviews

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Neil Genzlinger New York Times It's hard to imagine anyone watching this attempt at a horror film without guffawing. (Or maybe it's supposed to be a comedy?) Rated: 1.5/5 Oct 23, 2009 Full Review Billy Heller New York Post Unlike the modern glamour-vamps of True Blood and Twilight, this group of smitten and bitten men are no fun at all. Rated: 0/4 Oct 23, 2009 Full Review Andrew Schenker Village Voice Despite the occasional keeper of an image... this is one gay vampire film that's surprisingly anemic. Oct 20, 2009 Full Review Avi Offer NYC Movie Guru Often drags and suffers from a painfully lazy, bland and contrived screenplay. It's a poorly-directed, lifeless mess with wooden performances and pretentious cinematography. Rated: .66/10 Nov 6, 2009 Full Review Maitland McDonagh Miss FlickChick The gay-themed Eulogy for a Vampire is dead serious about its mix of eroticism and horror, but the more serious it tries to be, the campier it becomes. Nov 3, 2009 Full Review Steve Ramos Boxoffice Magazine For select fans of campy gay comedies, Eulogy for a Vampire turns out to be a yell-at-the-screen experience no different from Plan 9 From Outer Space or Mystery Science Theater 3000. Rated: 2/5 Oct 23, 2009 Full Review Read all reviews

Audience Reviews

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Audience Member Really, really, really bad film making. The film is of a poor quality rarely seen. The director does not seem to realize that a scene can change without requiring an establishing shot -- actually, virtually the same establishing shot every time, showing the steeple of a church -- which is completely unnecessary because the ENTIRE STORY happens in the same monastery, so no one in the audience is likely to be asking, "Where are they now?" The makeup and special effects (i.e., "blood") look like things my sister and I did at Halloween when we were 10 years old. The acting? -- someone really raised the dead to cast this horror flick! Nevertheless, the story was slightly coherent and diverting, saving the film from a 1/2 star rating. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Cast & Crew

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Patrick McGuinn

Director

Ryan G. Metzger

Florian

Sal Bardo

Young Anthony

Wilson Hand

Father Anthony

Darin Guerrasio

Brother Matthew

David McWeeney

Father Lars

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Movie Info

Synopsis A young drifter converts monks into the undead.
Director
Patrick McGuinn
Producer
Patrick McGuinn
Screenwriter
Andre Salas
Production Co
Willing Suspension Films
Genre
Horror
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Oct 23, 2009, Original
Release Date (Streaming)
Jan 1, 2017
Runtime
1h 47m