Eulogy for a Vampire

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Eulogy for a Vampire

2009

1h 47m

Horror

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A young drifter converts monks into the undead.

Neil Genzlinger

New York Times

10/23/2009

1.5/5

It's hard to imagine anyone watching this attempt at a horror film without guffawing. (Or maybe it's supposed to be a comedy?)

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Billy Heller

New York Post

10/23/2009

0/4

Unlike the modern glamour-vamps of True Blood and Twilight, this group of smitten and bitten men are no fun at all.

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Andrew Schenker

Village Voice

10/20/2009

Despite the occasional keeper of an image... this is one gay vampire film that's surprisingly anemic.

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Avi Offer

NYC Movie Guru

11/06/2009

.66/10

Often drags and suffers from a painfully lazy, bland and contrived screenplay. It's a poorly-directed, lifeless mess with wooden performances and pretentious cinematography.

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Maitland McDonagh

Miss FlickChick

11/03/2009

The gay-themed Eulogy for a Vampire is dead serious about its mix of eroticism and horror, but the more serious it tries to be, the campier it becomes.

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Steve Ramos

Boxoffice Magazine

10/23/2009

2/5

For select fans of campy gay comedies, Eulogy for a Vampire turns out to be a yell-at-the-screen experience no different from Plan 9 From Outer Space or Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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10/18/2014

Really, really, really bad film making. The film is of a poor quality rarely seen. The director does not seem to realize that a scene can change without requiring an establishing shot -- actually, virtually the same establishing shot every time, showing the steeple of a church -- which is completely unnecessary because the ENTIRE STORY happens in the same monastery, so no one in the audience is likely to be asking, "Where are they now?" The makeup and special effects (i.e., "blood") look like things my sister and I did at Halloween when we were 10 years old. The acting? -- someone really raised the dead to cast this horror flick! Nevertheless, the story was slightly coherent and diverting, saving the film from a 1/2 star rating.

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Synopsis

A young drifter converts monks into the undead.

Director: Patrick McGuinn
Producer: Patrick McGuinn
Screenwriter: Andre Salas
Production Co: Willing Suspension Films
Genre: Horror
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Oct 23, 2009, Original
Release Date (Streaming): Jan 1, 2017
Runtime: 1h 47m