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Fish Without a Bicycle

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Fish Without a Bicycle

R

Released Oct 22, 2004

1h 37m

Comedy

Drama

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Struggling with questions of life and love, an actress (Jenna Mattison) leaves her boyfriend for an egotistical theater director.

Frank Scheck

The Hollywood Reporter

Although not exactly original in its aspirations or execution, the film's engaging performances and occasional funny moments lift it a notch above the pack of similarly themed fare.

Nov 8, 2004

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Kevin Crust

Los Angeles Times

Feels like an acting exercise stretched to feature length.

Rated: 2/5

Oct 28, 2004

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Robert Dominguez

New York Daily News

Brian Austin Green makes his directorial debut with this uneven romantic comedy about a self-absorbed, twentysomething actress searching for Mr. Right -- and a purpose in life.

Rated: 2/4

Oct 22, 2004

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Shirley Sealy

Film Journal International

The script is truly schizophrenic, either painfully nave or pointedly shocking.

Mar 1, 2007

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Film Threat

Rated: 2/5

Dec 6, 2005

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Kim Morgan

L.A. Weekly

Clunker of a 20-something dramedy.

Oct 28, 2004

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Stated as the female "Swingers", Fish Without A Bicycle is a witty slice of life dramedy about a naive girl caught between a lesbian, a jerk, prince charming and a fireman. Between blind dates from hell, swallowing for the first time and tampon flinging, she learns some pretty big life lessons with the help of Greta. Stars Brian Austin Green, Edie McLurg, Jennifer Blanc, Brad Rowe, Bryan Callen, Jenna Mattison, Alex Band, Jennifer Sky and Ronnie Marmo. directed by Brian Austin Green.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

02/14/23

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Don't waste your time...

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

01/29/23

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Audience Member

Never rises above the level of a second-rate TV sit-com.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

01/25/23

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Audience Member

Pretty good for a low budget indie film about "relationships" and knowing / retaining your identity. Reminded me of the Goldilocks story; this bed is too soft, move on to next bed; too hard, finally the perfect bed is found however, instead of taking her nap straight away, Goldilocks reserves the bed for later, and goes off to "find herself". ----------------- Fish Without a Bicycle, 2003, US, Director Brian Austin Green(yes that's right 90210 fame), Writer / Starring role Jenna Matison[/color] (apparently former beauty queen!)

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/20/23

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This film not only gives men an insight into the inner workings of the finer half of the species, it allows us to watch a bunch of extremely attractive specimin walking in and out of the different shots in the film. Very nice ladies... Sam

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/18/23

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Synopsis

Struggling with questions of life and love, an actress (Jenna Mattison) leaves her boyfriend for an egotistical theater director.

Director: Brian Austin Green
Producer: Ronnie Marmo, Robert Rothbard, Scott Seligman, Jenna Mattison, John Ryan
Screenwriter: Jenna Mattison
Production Co: Cheshire Smile Productions
Rating: R
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Oct 22, 2004, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Feb 13, 2020
Runtime: 1h 37m

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