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Fish Without a Bicycle

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Struggling with questions of life and love, an actress (Jenna Mattison) leaves her boyfriend for an egotistical theater director.

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Fish Without a Bicycle

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Frank Scheck The Hollywood Reporter 11/08/2004
Although not exactly original in its aspirations or execution, the film's engaging performances and occasional funny moments lift it a notch above the pack of similarly themed fare. Go to Full Review
Kevin Crust Los Angeles Times 10/28/2004
2/5
Feels like an acting exercise stretched to feature length. Go to Full Review
Robert Dominguez New York Daily News 10/22/2004
2/4
Brian Austin Green makes his directorial debut with this uneven romantic comedy about a self-absorbed, twentysomething actress searching for Mr. Right -- and a purpose in life. Go to Full Review
Shirley Sealy Film Journal International 03/01/2007
The script is truly schizophrenic, either painfully nave or pointedly shocking. Go to Full Review
Film Threat 12/06/2005
2/5
Kim Morgan L.A. Weekly 10/28/2004
Clunker of a 20-something dramedy. Go to Full Review
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09/02/2011 Stated as the female "Swingers", Fish Without A Bicycle is a witty slice of life dramedy about a naive girl caught between a lesbian, a jerk, prince charming and a fireman. Between blind dates from hell, swallowing for the first time and tampon flinging, she learns some pretty big life lessons with the help of Greta. Stars Brian Austin Green, Edie McLurg, Jennifer Blanc, Brad Rowe, Bryan Callen, Jenna Mattison, Alex Band, Jennifer Sky and Ronnie Marmo. directed by Brian Austin Green. See more 07/31/2009 Don't waste your time... See more 09/06/2007 Never rises above the level of a second-rate TV sit-com. See more 10/26/2006 Pretty good for a low budget indie film about "relationships" and knowing / retaining your identity. Reminded me of the Goldilocks story; this bed is too soft, move on to next bed; too hard, finally the perfect bed is found however, instead of taking her nap straight away, Goldilocks reserves the bed for later, and goes off to "find herself". ----------------- Fish Without a Bicycle, 2003, US, Director Brian Austin Green(yes that's right 90210 fame), Writer / Starring role Jenna Matison[/color] (apparently former beauty queen!) See more 10/29/2004 This film not only gives men an insight into the inner workings of the finer half of the species, it allows us to watch a bunch of extremely attractive specimin walking in and out of the different shots in the film. Very nice ladies... Sam See more Read all reviews
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Movie Info

Synopsis Struggling with questions of life and love, an actress (Jenna Mattison) leaves her boyfriend for an egotistical theater director.
Director
Brian Austin Green
Producer
Ronnie Marmo, Robert Rothbard, Scott Seligman, Jenna Mattison, John Ryan
Screenwriter
Jenna Mattison
Production Co
Cheshire Smile Productions
Rating
R
Genre
Comedy, Drama
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Oct 22, 2004, Limited
Release Date (Streaming)
Feb 13, 2020
Runtime
1h 37m
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