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Frozen Assets

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Zach Shepard (Corbin Bernsen) is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch (Shelley Long), the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

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Desmond Ryan Philadelphia Inquirer Bristling with terrible puns and single-entendres, Frozen Assets is the kind of movie that is so wretched you watch it with clenched eyes. Rated: 1/4 Aug 13, 2021 Full Review Stephen Holden New York Times It is the sort of frantic comedy that builds up a certain maniacal energy by trying to top itself in bad taste and ludicrous plot twists every few minutes. Aug 13, 2021 Full Review Doug Mills Atlanta Journal-Constitution Like a bad home movie, Frozen Assets is a smirking, painfully self-conscious sitcom made by people from Mars. Aug 13, 2021 Full Review Candice Russell South Florida Sun-Sentinel Almost everything about Frozen Assets, a comedy set in a sperm bank, has the taint of a sub-mediocre TV movie. Rated: 2/4 Aug 13, 2021 Full Review Rene Rodriguez Miami Herald The movie manages to be worse than the most derivative cable-TV flick. It's amazingly bad. Rated: 1/4 Aug 13, 2021 Full Review TV Guide Staff TV Guide Frozen Assets never manages to amount to much more than moving wallpaper, inoffensive but relentlessly uninteresting. May 20, 2003 Full Review Read all reviews

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Steve D Works better than it should but still not well. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/22/23 Full Review Audience Member Adult humor without the nudity. I loved it Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/23/23 Full Review Audience Member A movie about some people trying to run a sperm bank using extraordinary measures. This movie was a bit cheesy at times but I also found it to be charming and funny. Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/18/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis Zach Shepard (Corbin Bernsen) is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch (Shelley Long), the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Director
George Miller
Producer
Don Klein
Rating
PG-13
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Box Office (Gross USA)
$124.0K
Runtime
1h 36m
Sound Mix
Surround