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Frozen Assets

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Zach Shepard (Corbin Bernsen) is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch (Shelley Long), the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

Critics Reviews

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Desmond Ryan Philadelphia Inquirer 08/13/2021
1/4
Bristling with terrible puns and single-entendres, Frozen Assets is the kind of movie that is so wretched you watch it with clenched eyes. Go to Full Review Stephen Holden New York Times 08/13/2021
It is the sort of frantic comedy that builds up a certain maniacal energy by trying to top itself in bad taste and ludicrous plot twists every few minutes. Go to Full Review Doug Mills Atlanta Journal-Constitution 08/13/2021
Like a bad home movie, Frozen Assets is a smirking, painfully self-conscious sitcom made by people from Mars. Go to Full Review Candice Russell South Florida Sun-Sentinel 08/13/2021
2/4
Almost everything about Frozen Assets, a comedy set in a sperm bank, has the taint of a sub-mediocre TV movie. Go to Full Review Rene Rodriguez Miami Herald 08/13/2021
1/4
The movie manages to be worse than the most derivative cable-TV flick. It's amazingly bad. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

Audience Reviews

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Steve D 02/22/2023 Works better than it should but still not well. See more 03/30/2014 Adult humor without the nudity. I loved it See more 05/15/2010 A movie about some people trying to run a sperm bank using extraordinary measures. This movie was a bit cheesy at times but I also found it to be charming and funny. See more Read all reviews
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Cast & Crew

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George Miller

Director

Shelley Long

Dr. Grace Murdock

Corbin Bernsen

Zach Shepard

Larry Miller

Newton Patterson

Dody Goodman

Mrs. Patterson

Matt Clark

J.F. Hughes

Movie Info

Synopsis Zach Shepard (Corbin Bernsen) is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch (Shelley Long), the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Director
George Miller
Producer
Don Klein
Screenwriter
Don Klein, Tom Kartozian
Rating
PG-13
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Box Office (Gross USA)
$124.0K
Runtime
1h 36m
Sound Mix
Surround