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James S I don't know anything about making movies, but if I was tasked with making the worst movie ever I wouldn't be able to make it this bad. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 11/14/23 Full Review Audience Member Its real low budget but pretty fuckin funny. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/07/23 Full Review Audience Member I have watched some rubbish in my time but this tops the list . This is so bad i feel i must review it to protect future viewers.It is a crime caper in the sense that it should be declared a crime against the British film industry, The comedy is childish and the biggest joke is that this film ever secured any investment. The acting is shockingly bad, but i guess that was always it's destiny being that the cast is made up of z list "celebrities" and friends without acting backgrounds. Richard Blackwood plays Olu and spends he whole film screaming "give me my money" in inconsistent accents, stick to stand up. Dave Courtney provides the usual hammy overacted menace you would expect from this self fabricated wannabe gangland figure, leaving you pondering as to why the main characters ,stoners, Lee and Krish even care that these guys think they are threatening them. Jodie marsh's input is to flex her dysmorphic body. Big Narstie role is just to look fat and ridiculous, the wrestler Tiny iron can only be there to ensure his fans buy the DVD (as is the case for most of the cast). As you would expect the fit girls are involved only to allow sexist gags.The plot is pointless and busy, yet bitty, sexist, offensive and at times racist, and you cant help wondering if what was left on the cutting room floor through even worse acting would have made the plot make sense. one to avoid! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/12/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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