Gnome Alone

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kevin c Verne Troyer is the title gnome, who is a wish granter/protector of whom ever bears the ancient mark on their skin. He attaches himself to a student and proceeds to eliminate her enemies. Pretty ridiculous but kind of expected that. Troyer's makeup is convincingly creepy. Story itself is a bit far fetched along with the needless hot lesbian teacher hitting on her female students. Sure it was sexy but felt thrown in specifically to titillate. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Audience Member 100% greatest movie of all time! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/23/23 Full Review Audience Member this is the best movie Verne Troyer has ever been in. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/20/23 Full Review Audience Member The only good thing about this movie is that they appear to have been able to put the film in the camera the right direction. Past that, it's a complete waste of time, effort, and brain cells. I feel 100% confident I could grab 10 random people off the street and shoot a better movie with an iPhone. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/19/23 Full Review Audience Member This is the best horror movie, nay, the best overall film that has ever been made in the history of mankind. It will send shivers down your spine, and its subtle, haunting atmosphere will stay with you for weeks. A shockingly underappreciated piece of avant-garde cinema, this unparalleled masterpiece is most certainly one to watch. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Audience Member Enjoyable, if in your opinion, Hollywood lacks a movie where someone gets beaten to death by an evil gnome armed with a big dildo - this is the film you've been waiting for. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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