Goats

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Goats

R

Released Aug 10, 2012

1h 34m

Comedy

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A teen (Graham Phillips) leaves his comfy home for prep school, where he joins the track team, waits for care packages from his pot-smoking buddy (David Duchovny) and falls in love with a promiscuous cafeteria worker (Dakota Johnson).

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Critics Consensus

Goats reaches for profundity but mostly offers inane bleating, with David Duchovny's beard proving the most distinguishing feature of this bland dramedy.

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Robert Abele

Los Angeles Times

Nibbles on a lot of stuff it never gets around to digesting.

Rated: 2/5

Aug 10, 2012

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Sara Stewart

New York Post

If I were Holden Caulfield, I might call it lousy.

Rated: 2/4

Aug 10, 2012

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Stephen Holden

New York Times

If Mr. Neil had the tonal mastery of Wes Anderson, "Goats" could have been so much more than an episodic sequence of whimsical little psychodramas.

Rated: 2.5/5

Aug 9, 2012

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Nicholas Bell

IONCINEMA.com

Bland and tepid, the passage of time will only reiterate that quirky scenarios don't provide the necessary backbone for a solid coming of age narrative.

Jul 25, 2019

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Ron Wilkinson

Monsters and Critics

A sweet junket into the land of the new agers, and youth that refuses to grow old.

Rated: 7/10

Aug 23, 2012

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Shannon M. Houston

Paste Magazine

A strong cast and the sweet and simple nature of the script (based on the novel by Mark Poirier) makes Goats a charming little indie tale worth the viewing.

Rated: 6.2/10

Aug 16, 2012

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Great film. The critics how hat it are assholes and the people, well...you're probably assholes too.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/02/23

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really bad and bad comdey

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/03/23

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Audience Member

Another coming-of-age from a dysfunctional family comedy.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/04/23

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Audience Member

perfect movie for passing some time. not great, not terrible.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/25/23

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Audience Member

Loved it. Some continuity problems, i.e. tulips at thanksgiving and a "goat man" who doesn't realize goats will eat anything in sight.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/17/23

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Audience Member

I was just getting into it. Then it ended!

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/08/23

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Synopsis

A teen (Graham Phillips) leaves his comfy home for prep school, where he joins the track team, waits for care packages from his pot-smoking buddy (David Duchovny) and falls in love with a promiscuous cafeteria worker (Dakota Johnson).

Director: Christopher Neil
Producer: Daniela Taplin Lundberg, Shannon Lail, Christopher Neil, Eric Kopeloff
Screenwriter: Mark Jude Poirier
Distributor: Image Entertainment
Production Co: Red Crown Productions
Rating: R (Nudity|Language|Drug Content|Sexuality|Teen Drug and Alcohol Use)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 10, 2012, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Dec 1, 2015
Runtime: 1h 34m

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