Holy Matrimony

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Steve D 02/19/2023 One of the most uncomfortable and unfunny films ever made. See more 07/05/2021 A disgusting premise, a terrible script and awful, awful direction make this a contender for worst film of all time. See more 04/12/2014 Despite an uneven plot, Holy Matrimony delivers enough laughs along with the charming performances between Patricia Arquette and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. See more 02/13/2014 ★ (out of four) Painfully bad film that makes a miserable attempt at being a comedy. It has no funny moments and the plot is unbelievably patched together. Who thought this thing up? To make things worse, it is directed by Spock himself...Leonard Nimoy! Havana (Patricia Arquette) and her boyfriend Peter (Tate Donovan) are short on cash so they decide to rob a carnival. They steal the loot and hightail it to canada where they hide out with Peter's family in a Hutterite community, much like the Amish. Settling in Peter and Havana get married. Peter stashes the money in a secret place, but then persihes in a car accident. Hutterite law says that when a spouse dies then the bride must then marry the husband's brother. Problem is Zeke (Joseph Gordon-Levit) is only twelve years old. Havana agrees because Zeke is the only person who knows where Peter hid the dough. Can you believe that plot. Several producers actually read this script and thought it was a good idea for a movie. This explains a lot about the quality of many of the films in Hollywood. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Zeppo1/HolyMatrimony_zps1687f185.jpg[/IMG] See more 08/11/2013 not funny, not a great drama. just an okay one-time watch movie. Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a great job and proved he would be a star See more 11/27/2012 Very bad movie, but bad movies from the 90's still find ways to be watchable. See more Read all reviews

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