Holy Matrimony

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Steve D One of the most uncomfortable and unfunny films ever made. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/19/23 Full Review Audience Member A disgusting premise, a terrible script and awful, awful direction make this a contender for worst film of all time. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/06/21 Full Review Audience Member Despite an uneven plot, Holy Matrimony delivers enough laughs along with the charming performances between Patricia Arquette and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/23/23 Full Review Audience Member ★ (out of four) Painfully bad film that makes a miserable attempt at being a comedy. It has no funny moments and the plot is unbelievably patched together. Who thought this thing up? To make things worse, it is directed by Spock himself...Leonard Nimoy! Havana (Patricia Arquette) and her boyfriend Peter (Tate Donovan) are short on cash so they decide to rob a carnival. They steal the loot and hightail it to canada where they hide out with Peter's family in a Hutterite community, much like the Amish. Settling in Peter and Havana get married. Peter stashes the money in a secret place, but then persihes in a car accident. Hutterite law says that when a spouse dies then the bride must then marry the husband's brother. Problem is Zeke (Joseph Gordon-Levit) is only twelve years old. Havana agrees because Zeke is the only person who knows where Peter hid the dough. Can you believe that plot. Several producers actually read this script and thought it was a good idea for a movie. This explains a lot about the quality of many of the films in Hollywood. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Zeppo1/HolyMatrimony_zps1687f185.jpg[/IMG] Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/09/23 Full Review Audience Member not funny, not a great drama. just an okay one-time watch movie. Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a great job and proved he would be a star Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Audience Member Very bad movie, but bad movies from the 90's still find ways to be watchable. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/28/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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