Jurassic Reborn

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Alithia Q It’s unfortunate that the team put together this shock factor plotless spoof of Jurassic Park. The negative reviews were spot on. I have my grandsons 11&4 yrs old watching it and my observations of their response is that this movie is for babies 5& under. My 11 yr old is making the same critiques the rest of the negative reviewers. The characters are under developed, the plot and script is trash and it spends a lot of time doing things that make no linear sense. Sequence and unfolding of events seem to know the audience will ask the questions the scriptwriters are trying to answer. It’s just dumb. But that’s what we’re doing now a days I guess. Revising classics to turn them into trash. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/15/25 Full Review Casey B fyi : the new Jurassic Park movie is called ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ - and this is not it. Do not get tricked into watching ‘Jurassic Reborn’, which is a completely different, low budget, awful-in-every-way, worse-than-a-middle-school-technology-class-project ‘movie’ that I’m pretty sure was legitimately shot on an iPhone. There is literally nothing good to say about it. My children were laughing at how bad the special effects were within the first 5 minutes. There is no indication this is a spoof or a joke, although you will feel like you’re getting punked. It is not intentionally funny. It’s presented as a serious movie. I literally just created this account solely to publish this review. That’s how bad it was. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/14/25 Full Review Madriz - Absolute cinema only 5 stars because I can't give it a 10. My dog loved it!!!! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 07/13/25 Full Review Kayla S ½★ because I cannot give it a 0★ review. Mistook this for the new Jurassic Rebirth movie. HIGHLY disappointed- DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY!! Story is ridiculous. Stating that the acting is poor, is a serious understatement. The aftermath of the attack is shown. With clearly FAKE blood. But the gore of the Jurassic movies is severely lacking. Serious low budget movie. Lost interest within the first 5 minutes. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/12/25 Full Review Josh N Half a star is too much. We bought it because we thought it was the new movie from the original franchise. Looks like a SiFi channel director school project. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/10/25 Full Review Danielle B. This movie sucks. 1 star is too much. Got excited bc we thought it was the new one that came out in July of 25. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT CONFUSE THIS FOR JURASSIC WORLD:REBIRTH Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 07/10/25 Full Review Read all reviews

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