Kill 'em All

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Audience Member Not the best in it's genre but just entertaining enough ! SOMDVD Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Audience Member "KILL OR BE KILLED" - 'Kill'Em All' is a 2012 action thriller by director Raimund Huber (Bangkok Adrenaline). A bad B-movie that a crossover between 'The Tournament' and 'House of 9'. I didn't expect great things from this film, but I have a soft spot for the setting (strangers put in a unknown environment to kill each other). The fight scenes (martial arts) are okay, but biggest problem is that the performances and dialogues are laughable weak. And I really hated the annoying laugh of Snakehead, played by Gordon Liu (Kill Bill). Nothing more than brainless action entertainment... Eight people wake up in an unfamiliar room. They learn that they are all captured and have one thing in common: each of them is a professional assassin. A voice, who introduces himself as Snakehead, tells them they are trapped in his bunker, called the Killing Room. To escape they must eliminate each other, a pack of ninja's, an army of psychotic freaks, Snakeheads generals and of course the boss himself. Who will get out? Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/18/23 Full Review Audience Member One line summary: Terrible acting and screenplay in martial arts film set in Thailand. ------------------------ Set in Thailand. A number of martial artists/assassins are drugged by one means or another, then kidnapped and placed in a prison/gladiator building. The room where they wake up is where they get to fight to the death. That is, the eight of them fight until seven are dead, and perhaps one is alive. First a voice from outside the room introduces them and berates them one at a time. The voice sees to it that one of them is killed just to be able to say, 'obey or die.' There is a fatal encounter, then there is a box lunch session marked by stupid conversations, with the obligatory open mouthed sloppy eating. Then there is a second fatal encounter. The winners of the two fights get to choose weapons from a room off to the side. Then they are supposed to sleep. Right. After more fatalities, a few break out of the room and start exploring the building. There are more fighters from the 'cabal.' The protagonists have to deal with them before the boss. Lots of fighting. Some trash talking. Who cares. Does anyone get out alive? Do they defeat the boss? -----Scores------ Cinematography: 5/10 Footage from many crappy locations. Odd camera angles used to lessen one's enjoyment of the visuals. Visual quality is a bit better than VHS most of the time. Sometimes we view the movie from the CCTV view point of the observer who tells the fighters the rules. Wretched colour palettes. Sound: 4/10 Sound levels suck. If the sound is set to withstand the overly loud poor choices of music, then conversation cannot be heard. Acting: 0/10 Uniformly and completely absent. The people in the film look athletic, but are not actors in any sense. Screenplay: 0/10 Ridiculous fight choreography. Dialog that is beyond stupid. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/13/23 Full Review Audience Member Hilariously bad. Incredibly awful dialog, and story, add a sprinkle of sub-standard martial arts, and zero dimensional characters and you have a recipe for this movie. Not one redeeming quality as it is really just a very pale rip-off of many other movies. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Audience Member A confusing movie that has to be seen to be believed. It starts out as some messed up death fighting tournament and ends up being something else. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/15/23 Full Review Audience Member this is a pretty decent direct to video movie. I think it's funny people constantly watching martial arts movies and expecting good acting. tim man is a bad man. was good seeing gordon liu. he's looking pretty good after his health scare Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/04/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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