Polycarp

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Audience Member Chris Durning is kind of hot, but Brooke Lewis ruins it. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/24/23 Full Review Audience Member Wasn't really anything 'sexy' or 'kinky' about it . . . Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/27/23 Full Review Audience Member Don't be fooled by the name, this movie was horrible. Ugh the only "kinky" part in it was it was like a cheap porn film mixed with unrealistic slashing all to bring on the apocalypse. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/09/23 Full Review Audience Member I saw KINKY KILLERS on Showtime the other night; and, I thought the title was totally lame, especially given the content. I cannot believe this was rated TV-MA; it should have been R. The film; and, its corn-ball 70s throw-back plot, just doesn't live up to its potential. The acting is wooden, the plot is twisted, non-sensical; and, drawn out to the point of boredom. Half the cast could have been played by the same person, they look that much alike. There is so much idiocy going on that you cannot tell who is whom; and, what they are doing. And, what no one can look up "Polycarp" on the Internet... I mean how lame is it that the word is such a mystery? Everything about this movie is one cliché after another -- the overworked cop, the inattentive spouse, the "renegade cop," the manipulative shrink... oh, what a waste of time. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/02/23 Full Review Audience Member This is the worst movie I have ever seen. I'm not just saying that to get my point across. I genuinely mean that this film is literally THE worst film I've EVER seen. Don't even check it out for the lulz. There is no substance, thrill, rhyme, reason, charm or artistic value of any kind to this piece of shit. The acting is terrible, the special FX... anyone seen Magical Moses? That was a film me and a friend made in high school, involving red food dye, eyeball candy and a capgun, the special FX in that were more realistic than this. As for the writing, I find it hard to believe that there was ANY writing was involved, I think the entire thing was improvised on the spot with no thought at all. The 'story' is a semi-comprehensible mash up of footage that has something to do with bad sex scenes and crack addict amatuer tattooists cutting off arms that look like they could be made of cardboard. Just don't see it... you've been warned. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/26/23 Full Review Audience Member DEAR GOD This movie sucks ass. The men and women of this movie are gorgeous, but the acting and plot is just idiotic. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/09/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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