Loosies

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Loosies

PG-13

2012

1h 29m

Comedy

Drama

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A young pickpocket in the New York subways who is living a fast and free lifestyle is confronted by a woman with whom he had a one-night stand. She informs him that she is now pregnant with his child. He must now make a choice.

John DeFore

The Hollywood Reporter

Making romance a big part of the mix dooms a movie already saddled with one of the worst titles in recent memory.

Jan 13, 2012

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Kyle Smith

New York Post

Romantic comedies are often as contrived and irritating as "Loosies," but few feature a lead character so lacking in appeal.

Rated: 0.5/4

Jan 13, 2012

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Perri Nemiroff

Shockya.com

Screams first time feature and, the funny thing is, that comes more so from the seasoned director than it does from the first time writer.

Rated: 2.5/5

Jan 12, 2012

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Yasmin Shehab

Cairo360

Loosies is, despite the awful name which refers to cigarettes being bought as singles, pretty entertaining.

Rated: 2.5/5

Jan 30, 2018

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Renee Schonfeld

Common Sense Media

Violent redemption tale has mature themes, profanity.

Rated: 2/5

Jul 24, 2014

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Victoria Luxford

The National (UAE)

a very transparent vehicle for Facinelli

Rated: 1/5

Aug 30, 2012

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Iamwhoi M

I think my favorite thing about this movie is that Michael Madsen & William Forsythe had scenes together. I also think I would've liked it more if it was more of them and less of the other...

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

09/28/25

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Audience Member

Rename this film to predictable mediocrity. Acting wasn’t terrible but it was boring and uneventful . 2.4

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

07/29/22

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Audience Member

He's a pick pocket that's on the run from stealing a cop's badge...and she's knocked up from a one night stand with him. The chemistry between the two of them doesn't seem to work enough to supersede the sketchy lifestyle. But the end up together with basically no surprises.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

01/12/23

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mauro l

Amateurish and not even so harmless. (Mauro Lanari)

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

03/31/23

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Audience Member

It is not a good movie to watch

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/18/23

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geoff a

When I watched this it had a different title "Pick Pocket". It's an ok romcom, not much more than that.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

03/31/23

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Michael Corrente

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Synopsis

A young pickpocket in the New York subways who is living a fast and free lifestyle is confronted by a woman with whom he had a one-night stand. She informs him that she is now pregnant with his child. He must now make a choice.

Director: Michael Corrente
Producer: Chad A. Verdi, Peter Facinelli, Noah Kraft, Glenn Ciano
Screenwriter: Peter Facinelli
Distributor: IFC Films
Production Co: IFC Films
Rating: PG-13 (Some Violence|Sexual Content|Language)
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Jan 11, 2012, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 10, 2017
Box Office (Gross USA): $3.3K
Runtime: 1h 29m

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