Loosies

PG-13

Released Jan 11, 2012

1 hr. 29 min.

Comedy

Drama

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22%

18 Reviews

Tomatometer

34%

500+ Ratings

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A young pickpocket in the New York subways who is living a fast and free lifestyle is confronted by a woman with whom he had a one-night stand. She informs him that she is now pregnant with his child. He must now make a choice.

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Rename this film to predictable mediocrity. Acting wasn’t terrible but it was boring and uneventful . 2.4

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

07/29/22

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Audience Member

He's a pick pocket that's on the run from stealing a cop's badge...and she's knocked up from a one night stand with him. The chemistry between the two of them doesn't seem to work enough to supersede the sketchy lifestyle. But the end up together with basically no surprises.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

01/12/23

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mauro l

Amateurish and not even so harmless. (Mauro Lanari)

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

03/31/23

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Audience Member

It is not a good movie to watch

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/18/23

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geoff a

When I watched this it had a different title "Pick Pocket". It's an ok romcom, not much more than that.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

03/31/23

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Audience Member

A successful pickpocket living the outlaw lifestyle is confronted with an old one-night stand who tells him that she is pregnant with his child. Not the most entertaining movie, but the ending is enjoyable.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/21/23

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Michael Corrente

Director

Peter Facinelli

Bobby

Jaimie Alexander

Lucy

Michael Madsen

Lt. Sully Sullivan

Joe Pantoliano

Carl

Vincent Gallo

Jax

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Owen Gleiberman

Entertainment Weekly

Rated: C+

Jan 19, 2012

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John DeFore

Hollywood Reporter

Making romance a big part of the mix dooms a movie already saddled with one of the worst titles in recent memory.

Jan 13, 2012

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Kyle Smith

New York Post

Romantic comedies are often as contrived and irritating as "Loosies," but few feature a lead character so lacking in appeal.

Rated: 0.5/4

Jan 13, 2012

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Yasmin Shehab

Cairo360

Loosies is, despite the awful name which refers to cigarettes being bought as singles, pretty entertaining.

Rated: 2.5/5

Jan 30, 2018

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Renee Schonfeld

Common Sense Media

Violent redemption tale has mature themes, profanity.

Rated: 2/5

Jul 24, 2014

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Victoria Luxford

The National (UAE)

a very transparent vehicle for Facinelli

Rated: 1/5

Aug 30, 2012

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Synopsis

A young pickpocket in the New York subways who is living a fast and free lifestyle is confronted by a woman with whom he had a one-night stand. She informs him that she is now pregnant with his child. He must now make a choice.

Director: Michael Corrente
Executive Producer: Michelle Verdi, Gino Pereira, Robert Tarini, Rob DeFranco, Michael Corso, Anthony Gudas, Jon Santili
Screenwriter: Peter Facinelli
Distributor: IFC Films
Production Co: IFC Films
Rating: PG-13 (Some Violence|Sexual Content|Language)
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Jan 11, 2012, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 10, 2017
Box Office (Gross USA): $3.3K

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