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Jack F For the longest time, I've always wanted to see this movie because I'm a HUGE fan of Grindhouse. When I finally got around to it, I wasn't disappointed, but I felt like there was something missing. But who can deny a total badass like Danny Trejo rizzing up the babes, and striking down the bad guys with a machine gun motorcycle. So awesome!!!! Also it was a real treat to see my favorite character from Planet Terror: JT!!!! Love that guy. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 11/19/25 Full Review Christopher L A few funny bits, and what’s not to love about Danny, however there isn’t enough here to carry a full movie runtime and it shows. Some of the humor gets too hammy and tongue in cheek. It would have been better if it amped up the ridiculousness to 11 and featured better action, the gratuitous Tarantino like violence get a little old and I don’t feel is always the best fit. Worth at least one watch if you’re bored and are a fan of Danny. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 09/06/25 Full Review Faiz D Pathetic. Didn't like it at all. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 05/13/25 Full Review Lewie J An extremely poor but blatant attempt at mimicking Tarantino. It’s done in a Kill Bill style, without the style. Is attempted plagiarism a thing in the movie world? If so, Tarantino should have sued! Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/04/25 Full Review Ian W What a load of utter rubbish full of wooden acting and gratuitous violence with the odd flashes of flesh to please. Continuity is very poor, blood stained vest and face then its all clean. Exploding car and then it's there all in one piece with the indicator on. Oh dear. And, action/deeds from the protagonist are in line with Deadpool. John Mclain couldn't dive through metal framed windows. All in all its dire tripe and 100% give it a miss. Unless you're 12. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/01/25 Full Review thiago s Filme legal pra cacete, o roteiro é legal, o elenco é bom, gostei do trejo como o personagem principal, teve cenas que foram boas e com nudez, o filme tem boa cenas de gore e usa muito sangue que é legal, teve cenas sem sentido, como o trejo dentro carro da policia dar uma facada no policial e controla o carro girando a faca nas costas do policial, a outra é o trejo arrancar a tripa do maluco e usar a tripa como se fosse corda, passando de um andar para o outro de baixo, e também teve um maluco com um lowrider, que no capo tinha duas bazucas, e atirou com elas sem tocar e foda-se, igual no twisted metal, uma cena boa foi a do trejo colocando a minigun na moto e saltando com amoto e matando os capangas de seu inimigo steve seagal, no final trejo mata steve seagal. mas valeu a pena ver o filme, e eu recomendo por causa da matança e do sangue que eu gostei no filme. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 12/03/24 Full Review Read all reviews

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