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Audience Member (Int. Dark Diner) Virgo: What are you so mad about? Urainia: (drinks coffee) I'm not mad. Virgo: You're mad. You yelled at Dad over Placebook. Urainia: He was being a turkey. I should thank him for getting me to quit that horrible platform, though. Do I really want Dad still clicking through all my thoughts, let alone having them resold as market analysis? Thank. You. Dad. Virgo: Placebook has PutzApp. You could keep in touch. I could see my niece. Urainia: I text. Virgo: You're a rotten texter. (pause) You got so mad the last time you came home. Urainia: Because you were picking at me. Virgo: We always pick at each other. Urainia: It was too much. I'm a baby, okay? I can't handle my emotions. (mumbles into mug) I should've joined the military when I had the chance. Virgo: You would've done well in the military. Urainia: I could've just run drills all day long, or I could've been in the Navy Band. Did you know the military pays musicians? (shakes head) Really should've looked into that one... Virgo: You would've gone AWOL and got in a lot of trouble. Urainia: Also very true. Virgo: So...You're not mad, like, all the time? Because you seem mad. Urainia: No. (foot taps loudly under the table) I don't want to be mad. (looks around Diner) How can I be mad when my sister is buying me breakfast on my birthday? Virgo: This is a big day. Where else do you want to go? Urainia: The used bookstore. Virgo: The books are on me. Urainia: I want to spend some time there. I want to smell the books. Find some with crackly bindings and the pages falling out. Virgo: Fine. Urainia: And the man at the cash register has a cat. I'd like to talk to the cat even if you're buying. Virgo: What are you gonna say to the cat? Urainia: Oh no, I have big questions for this cat like what's his fave book. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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