Maggie & Annie

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Audience Member So this is some low budget, indie dyke film about these two women who fall in love playing fucking SOFTBALL. The one chick is married and asks her husband, "Do you think she's gay?" UHHHH, HELLO, SHE PLAYS SOFTBALL, HAS A K.D. LANG HAIRCUT AND WEARS MOM-JEANS. So then there's this whole "forbidden fuck love" because not only is Annie married but she has a child... A CHILD. This is what pissed me off the most about this terribly-made film - at one point in the movie some stupid butch asshole made the assertion, "That doesn't matter." She actually stated that it didn't matter the woman was married with a child and Maggie should hit on her anyway. And do you know WHY this pisses me off? Because day in and day out I have to listen to these new-age liberal asshole lesbians preach about equality and shove down my throat a wrap-sheet the size of Gene Simmon's tongue on why marriage for homosexuals should be LEGAL; then they go and make the assertion that this man's marriage to this woman DOESN'T MATTER. GREAT WAY TO UNDERMINE YOUR CAUSE, DIPSHITS. So now their shitty softball team has to hit the road for a game. It is on this field trip that they hit up the only hick, muff-diving bar in town that is filled with 4 "women" (I call them male substitutes), sporting mullets and sucking on straw. Maggie and Annie decide to let their inhibitions go (along with their morals) and dance wildly. But then a slow song comes on and that's when they're torn. This is the point in the movie where they made love, only I couldn't tell because these two bitches cried the entire time. That's when I skipped ahead to the point in the movie where the husband decks the bitch. I rewound that part. Then I skipped ahead some more to where they slept together again... WHILE CRYING. Then the girl gets hit by a car. I swear to God she gets hit by a car. The proverbial sinners vehicle - one stop: HELL. Then Annie is at her grave with her daughter, smiling. Finally... she's smiling, because she's now reflecting on a time where she was once in love with a softball playing homo. BARF. Great message this film sent. 1. It's okay to break up a family because their marriage "doesn't matter." 2. If you're gay, you're going to cry a lot while having sex. 3. You're gonna die. 4. GET A HAIRCUT. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Audience Member im suprise rating its so low, its not bad movie i like it's very emocional Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Audience Member "Mommy, why did you name my baby sister after your dead lesbian lover? And why is Daddy okay with this?" Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/03/23 Full Review Audience Member The acting was so awful that I could not force myself to finish this movie. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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