One-Eyed Monster

R

2008

1h 24m

Comedy

Horror

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Reviews

28%

Audience Score

250+ Ratings

All hell breaks loose during the filming of a porno film in a remote North Carolina location. Male lead Ron Jeremy (Ron Jeremy) gets struck by a meteorite, causing his penis to detach and be taken over by a sex-crazed alien. The penis murders Ron and other actors from the production and plans to take over the world through procreation. Crew member Jonah (Jason Graham), an army veteran, bands his co-workers together, and they plot to kill the alien before it inseminates all of humanity.

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Anton Bitel

Eye for Film

unlike Jeremy's disproportionately sized member, Fields' film is too short to let any of its more flaccid moments bring it crashing down, and funny enough (at least in a drunken crowd) to make your eyes water.

May 18, 2009

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Steve

Dread Central

While it may seem like making a horror comedy about an alien penis that takes itself kind of seriously is the epitome of an oxymoronic idea, it plays really well.

Rated: 4/5

Apr 27, 2009

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Funniest movie i've SEEN IN A while. Surprisingly brilliant producton.

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

01/23/23

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The acting is much better than usual for this junk, an ambitious attempt at parody which never seems to go the whole nine yards.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/27/23

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Absurd and dumb to a cult level One-Eyed Monster is shocking, hilarious and definitely bad movie. So bad and so funny this Ron Jeremy vehicle will actually make you roll on the floor laughing. Formulaic, with bad performances and awful editing, it is the whole idea of Ron Jeremy's "instrument" being a serial killer that will make you laugh like an idiot. Usually, when someone hears the name Ron Jeremy, he would expect an adult movie. This time, however, One-Eyed Monster is a regular movie in which a group of actors head for a remote mountainous villa where they could shoot an actual adult movie. From the very first minute racial, sexist and absurd gags and jokes are thrown at the audience without taking any moment for explaining who is who. It is sad that Ron Jeremy actually has a very limited performance as he dies in order to give life to his serial-killer-dick, but that is when the crazy part begins. The idea of a serial-killer-dick is as absurd as you could imagine. By exploiting the formulas used by typical horror movies, he kills one by one the inhabitants of the villa in ways that you would be totally shocked. Needless to say, in terms of story-telling, performances, editing and pacing, Adam Fields' delivery is a total disaster. If it was not for the absurd concept this movie would have been completely unwatchable. Instead, you stare at the screen, wonder whether it is possible for the movie to go even more absurd and crazier and laugh at the next dose of stupid humor. One-Eyed Monster is not a movie for everyone. One should be in the mood of getting dumb, dumber or a total idiot. Perfect for fighting the post-Christmas holiday depression this movie is to be seen only with a bunch of good friends, lots of alcohol and the right mood.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/08/23

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Audience Member

Absurd and dumb to a cult level One-Eyed Monster is shocking, hilarious and definitely bad movie. So bad and so funny this Ron Jeremy vehicle will actually make you roll on the floor laughing. Formulaic, with bad performances and awful editing, it is the whole idea of Ron Jeremy's "instrument" being a serial killer that will make you laugh like an idiot. Usually, when someone hears the name Ron Jeremy, he would expect an adult movie. This time, however, One-Eyed Monster is a regular movie in which a group of actors head for a remote mountainous villa where they could shoot an actual adult movie. From the very first minute racial, sexist and absurd gags and jokes are thrown at the audience without taking any moment for explaining who is who. It is sad that Ron Jeremy actually has a very limited performance as he dies in order to give life to his serial-killer-dick, but that is when the crazy part begins. The idea of a serial-killer-dick is as absurd as you could imagine. By exploiting the formulas used by typical horror movies, he kills one by one the inhabitants of the villa in ways that you would be totally shocked. Needless to say, in terms of story-telling, performances, editing and pacing, Adam Fields' delivery is a total disaster. If it was not for the absurd concept this movie would have been completely unwatchable. Instead, you stare at the screen, wonder whether it is possible for the movie to go even more absurd and crazier and laugh at the next dose of stupid humor. One-Eyed Monster is not a movie for everyone. One should be in the mood of getting dumb, dumber or a total idiot. Perfect for fighting the post-Christmas holiday depression this movie is to be seen only with a bunch of good friends, lots of alcohol and the right mood.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

02/22/23

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Played it safe and used way too much restraint! By doing so they exiled the film to the dark abyss of missed opportunities! The film does have its moments! Just not enough of them!

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/21/23

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Hahaha sinnessjuk rulle, fick skratta en del men på tok för dålig för att ägna mer än 5sek åt eftråt.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/13/23

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Adam Fields

Director

Amber Benson

Laura

Ron Jeremy

Ron

Charles Napier

Mohtz

Jason Graham

Jonah

Jeff Denton

Jim

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Synopsis

All hell breaks loose during the filming of a porno film in a remote North Carolina location. Male lead Ron Jeremy (Ron Jeremy) gets struck by a meteorite, causing his penis to detach and be taken over by a sex-crazed alien. The penis murders Ron and other actors from the production and plans to take over the world through procreation. Crew member Jonah (Jason Graham), an army veteran, bands his co-workers together, and they plot to kill the alien before it inseminates all of humanity.

Director: Adam Fields
Screenwriter: Adam Fields, Jordan Fields, Scott Fields
Rating: R (Some Gore|Crude Dialogue|Nudity|Language|Strong Sexual Content)
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Jan 25, 2017
Runtime: 1h 24m

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