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Porch Pirates

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During the Christmas season in East Texas, a series of porch thefts, including an expensive Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles stolen from the Mayor of Longview, threatens to ruin the holiday spirit. Detectives Marcos Fernandez and Jack Tyler, despite their clashing styles, must team up to track down the elusive porch pirates. As they navigate a maze of clues and comedic mishaps, they race against time to recover the stolen items and restore Christmas cheer to their community.

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Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com A family friendly and Dove-approved film that is surprisingly suspenseful yet also wholly entertaining. Rated: 3.0/4.0 Oct 28, 2024 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis During the Christmas season in East Texas, a series of porch thefts, including an expensive Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles stolen from the Mayor of Longview, threatens to ruin the holiday spirit. Detectives Marcos Fernandez and Jack Tyler, despite their clashing styles, must team up to track down the elusive porch pirates. As they navigate a maze of clues and comedic mishaps, they race against time to recover the stolen items and restore Christmas cheer to their community.
Director
Jeff Hamm
Producer
Ken Ray Monts, Jeff Hamm, Jay Dee Walters
Screenwriter
Justin Chaffee, Jay Dee Walters, Jeff Hamm
Distributor
Ichthys Films
Production Co
Ichthys Films, Red Plaid Films
Genre
Comedy, Crime, Drama, Holiday
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Nov 1, 2024
Runtime
1h 47m