Porch Pirates

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Porch Pirates

2024

1h 47m

Holiday

Drama

Comedy

Crime

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During the Christmas season in East Texas, a series of porch thefts, including an expensive Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles stolen from the Mayor of Longview, threatens to ruin the holiday spirit. Detectives Marcos Fernandez and Jack Tyler, despite their clashing styles, must team up to track down the elusive porch pirates. As they navigate a maze of clues and comedic mishaps, they race against time to recover the stolen items and restore Christmas cheer to their community.

Richard Propes

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A family friendly and Dove-approved film that is surprisingly suspenseful yet also wholly entertaining.

Rated: 3.0/4.0

Oct 28, 2024

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Anna K

Cute family movie!!!! A great watch with your loved ones for the holidays. There are GREAT upcoming actors and actresses in this film with so much POTENTIAL!!!! Love the drone clips as well featuring awesome shots and views.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

12/20/24

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Alcira A

Liked it. Has a little of everything: comedy, drama. Loved that there's no bad language, no violence. Enjoyed everything. Made in East Texas. 🤠

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

12/18/24

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Pam N

This is a great family friendly movie! It’s a fun movie for the holiday season.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

12/13/24

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Jasmin T

A great movie to watch during Christmas season. It’s a mixture of comedy/romance/drama all in one. If you want to watch a movie that will keep you on the edge of your seat, this is a Must- See!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

12/12/24

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Jamie E

It was so refreshing to have a family friendly movie to watch for Christmas! This is definitely on our Christmas watch list each year! Such a great movie!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

12/11/24

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Moyne M

What a fun movie!! Just the right mix of comedy and drama/action. And the timing for this movie was perfect as “Porch Pirates” are a REAL THING!! Great casting, great script, great acting, great camera work and lighting! It embodies wholesome family love and values, which nowadays, especially during the holidays, is so very important! This movie will definitely be one we will watch every Christmas!! Absolute must see!!! 🏴‍☠️🎅🏼📦

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

12/09/24

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During the Christmas season in East Texas, a series of porch thefts, including an expensive Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles stolen from the Mayor of Longview, threatens to ruin the holiday spirit. Detectives Marcos Fernandez and Jack Tyler, despite their clashing styles, must team up to track down the elusive porch pirates. As they navigate a maze of clues and comedic mishaps, they race against time to recover the stolen items and restore Christmas cheer to their community.

Director: Jeff Hamm
Producer: Ken Ray Monts, Jeff Hamm, Jay Dee Walters
Screenwriter: Justin Chaffee, Jay Dee Walters, Jeff Hamm
Distributor: Ichthys Films
Production Co: Ichthys Films, Red Plaid Films
Genre: Holiday, Drama, Comedy, Crime
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Nov 1, 2024
Runtime: 1h 47m

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